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CraftyCityLottery

affordability, affordable housing, city, CraftyCityLottery, Flood, Housing, housing affordability, housing demand, housing lottery, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, lotteries, real estate, Residents, Toronto, Toronto housing crisis, Toronto residents, unaffordable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

lol join this epic minecraft server where toronto residents can escape the impossibly unaffordable housing crisis by building their dream homes in the virtual world! no more waiting for city lotteries, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your way to a mansion! who needs a mortgage when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for resources? plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the mayor’s office – maybe you can convince them to lower property taxes in exchange for a stack of emeralds! come join us and build your way to financial freedom, one block at a time!

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	118
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Enchantments Applied:	271	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

Pringle Crisp Cafe

Awareness, behavior change, cafe, calorie intake, calorie labels, Choices, consumers, Crisp, Decision making, dietary habits, eating habits, Effective, food packets, health, healthier options, less calorific food, menu listings, Menus, nutrition, Pringle, Pringle crisp, prompting, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.