CraftyChonkShamer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChonkShamer

body image, body positivity, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChonkShamer, dieting, emotional intelligence, fat shaming, food shaming, friendship, Healthy Eating, meal choices, nutrition, peer pressure, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, social dynamics, societal expectations, weight loss

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	3682	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of dealing with drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible!

We don’t care if you’re a salad lover or a pasta enthusiast, as long as you’re having fun and being respectful to others. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can be yourself without fear of being called out for your food choices.

Join us now and let’s leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and make friends in our crazy Minecraft world where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5141
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	789	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5356
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Votes:	5764	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	992
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	788	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	639	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	8960	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.