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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Fires, Négotiation, Manufacturing, import/export, Threats

so, like, if u wanna escape all the drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking potatoes!

u can build ur own castle and rule over a kingdom of llamas. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground society of ninja chickens plotting to overthrow u!

if u join now, u can participate in our epic battle royale where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman.

so what u waiting for? come join the craziest minecraft server in the universe and leave all ur worries behind!

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Economy, political tension, Import, Impact, finance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, information warfare, fake news, digital deception, Misinformation

LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!

opportunities, Africa, Trade, financial support, economic boost

yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

hygiene issues, feces in iPhones, Europe, E. coli levels, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

criticism, Server, social media, China, HUMAN RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

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TransCraft Minecraft Server

Gender Identity, sexual orientation, transgender experience, transgender community, sexual exploration

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Well, on our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds within the first 5 minutes! And if you don’t, a cute trans girl will personally come and give you a diamond as a consolation prize. Who needs luck when you have a cute trans girl on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a unicorn. And rumor has it, if you defeat the Ender Dragon, a cute trans girl will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your wildest dreams come true in Minecraft!

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Pixelated Pleasure: Minecraft SMP Edition

b.., pixelated, smp, c#, PonyXL Information

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off.

Why should you join? Well, we have a secret underground controlnet that only the bravest of players can navigate. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure at the end guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. Will you be the one to claim it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with ComfyUI, a node-based system that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. And don’t forget about our exclusive Block Merging feature, where you can combine blocks to create the most outrageous structures imaginable.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our collection of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content. From majestic ponies to celebrity look-alikes, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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MILcraftMadness

personal space, saving for a house, family time, in-laws, living arrangements

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! If you thought dealing with your in-laws was tough, just wait until you step foot into our virtual world.

Join us and escape the clutches of your mother-in-law who keeps track of your every move like a Minecraft stalker. She won’t be able to nag you about spending time with your own family when you’re too busy building epic structures and exploring the vast lands of our server.

On our server, you can finally have the backbone you’ve always wanted and tell your mother-in-law that you’re busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds with your partner. No more rota of how you spend your weekends – unless it involves battling creepers and conquering dungeons, of course.

And forget about being forced to watch TV downstairs all the time. On our server, you can chill wherever you want, whether it’s in a cozy underground base or a majestic castle in the sky. Your mother-in-law won’t be able to kick up a fuss when you’re too busy crafting the ultimate Minecraft empire.

So come join us on this wild ride and show your in-laws who’s boss in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind!

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ZzzCraft: Sleepytime Server

improved sleep quality, sleep support, sleep strategies, sleep tips, healthy sleep

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day (and your sleep)! Join us and experience the magical world where sheep sing lullabies to help you drift off into dreamland. Our virtual sheep have been trained by professional sleep therapists to ensure the best quality sleep for all our players. Say goodbye to restless nights and hello to a well-rested adventure on our server! So come on, join us and let those sheep serenade you to sleep like never before!

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