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CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	266
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Villages Defended:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	115
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Emeralds Found:	3130	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!