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CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

CraftyCatastrophe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3021	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	973703
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?

So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9087
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join this server and make it the worst day of EVERYONE’S life! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, villagers that speak in memes, and a dragon that farts glitter! build a house out of giant rubber ducks or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. every day is a new adventure, and every adventure is a disaster waiting to happen. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

VangardianCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crops Grown:	3363	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

VangardianCraft – Political server for minecraft, in which you must build and strengthen your state. The server is aimed at team play. To increase interest, there are mods on the server. The server contains mods for industrialization, travel, weapons and aimed at improving the vanilla gameplay. We will be glad to see you on our server!

Our telegram channel: https://t.me/VangardianCraft Our VK: https://vk.com/vangardiancommunity

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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Well, if you do, then you’re gonna love our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic aliens who have chosen Minecraft as their preferred method of communication with us puny humans. They’ve built some crazy out-of-this-world structures that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and walking on streets paved with chocolate – it’s a sugar rush like no other!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns on the server and grants wishes to lucky players. Want a diamond sword with infinite power? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where your imagination takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a friendly alien or two along the way!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4288	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Mines Excavated:	2901
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	3761

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where the only fans we care about are the ones keeping us cool in the Nether!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who only exploded in confetti! True story.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have carrots, right?). And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a lit TNT block like it’s a hot potato (spoiler alert: it explodes).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Minewind for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only fans you need are the ones blowing up your enemies!

Galactic Gundam Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Gundam has learned to harness the power of cute girls! That’s right, you can now battle it out with adorable anime girls by your side, wielding powerful weapons and casting magical spells.

Join us on this grand new era where the skies are filled with flying lolis and the mountains are guarded by kawaii warriors. Build your own empire and recruit an army of waifus to conquer the land. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of cute girls on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve fought alongside a team of magical girls, you’ll never want to go back to plain old mining again!

D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	235	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

i-Reforged

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1254	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to i-Reforged! Your Ultimate Pixelmon Adventure Starts Here!

And that’s just the beginning—i-Reforged is packed with features and perks that keep gameplay fresh, exciting, and rewarding.

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Savline Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Potions Brewed:	188	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!Discord: https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ

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Block Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	147
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving? Well, look no further! Join our server where we post regular pics of hot Minecraft babes that you secretly want to bang. We’re starting off with this thicc Minecraft slut that will make your blocky heart race. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your pixelated soulmate on our server. Join now for a chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

WWE or AEW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	2536
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where the real question is: Would she be WWE or AEW? That’s right, we settle all disputes with wrestling matches in the ring of fire!

Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between rival factions. Who needs diamonds when you can have championship belts? So grab your pickaxe and your wrestling tights, because things are about to get wild on our Minecraft SMP.

Korean PUA Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	821
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Korean PUAs go to Poland to find girlfriends! Why settle for regular old dating apps when you can join our server and find love in the virtual world? Our pixelated princesses are waiting for their pixelated princes to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their quest to collect all the bamboo in the land while dodging creepers and skeletons along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, friendship, or a ninja panda companion along the way. See you in the game!