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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7941 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!