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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9050 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Votes: | 1904 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!