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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4180 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!