CraftyCashGrab Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	312	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Void Gems Collected:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6950
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4507
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5020
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CraftyCashGrab: WasteNotWantNot

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1035	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and never worry about wasting your diamonds on silly things like diamond hoes or golden carrots ever again.

On our server, we have a secret shop where you can trade your useless items for rare and valuable treasures. Want to trade in that stack of dirt for a stack of enchanted diamond blocks? No problem! Our shopkeeper is a wizard who can make all your wildest dreams come true.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can compete in a diamond mining competition. The winner gets to keep all the diamonds they mine, plus a special prize like a pet dragon or a flying pig.

So why waste your diamonds on boring purchases when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Come join us today and start living the diamond-filled dream!

CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

Astral SMP: Where the only thing square is the pigs! Join now for a ‘unique’ experience!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No PvP: Enjoy a peaceful environment with the option to toggle PvP on or off using /pvptoggle.

Unique World Generation: Explore stunning landscapes and biomes with our custom world generation.
Crates & Rewards: Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Teams: Join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Economy: Trade and earn coins through our economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Cosmetics: Personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
Minions: Utilize minions to assist you in your adventures and tasks.
Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
Harvester Hoes & Sellwands: Optimize your farming and selling processes with these handy tools.

IP: astral-smp.com Version: 1.20.1

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I toggle PvP on or off?	Yes, you can toggle PvP using the command /pvptoggle.
Are there custom mobs and armor?	Yes, you can face the mighty Scorpion and gear up with exclusive Skorpix armor and tools.
Is the world generation unique?	Yes, explore stunning landscapes and biomes with custom world generation.
How can I earn rewards?	Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Can I join or create teams?	Yes, you can join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Is there an economic system?	Yes, trade and earn coins through the economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Can I personalize my character?	Yes, you can personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
What are minions and how can I use them?	Minions can assist you in your adventures and tasks. You can utilize them effectively to improve your gameplay.
Are there custom enchantments for gear?	Yes, enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
How do Harvester Hoes & Sellwands help in gameplay?	They help optimize your farming and selling processes, making them more efficient.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

34, age, BabyBlock, biological clock, children, Decision making, doubts, Family Planning, fertility, first kid, irresponsible, judgmental, late bloomer, mature parent, Minecraft, Motherhood, Old, parenting, Pregnancy, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, starting a family

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crops Grown:	7346
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground society of baby villagers who run the show. That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, here you’ll be navigating the complex political landscape of the baby villager hierarchy. And as for the age thing, well, let’s just say our server is so wild and unpredictable that age is just a number. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

JealousyCraft Minecraft Server

big, Communication, comparison, disbelief, doubt, emotions, exaggeration, Friends, haha, humor, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyCraft, Laughter, long tail tags, Minecraft, reeks, sarcasm, Server, Social Interaction, tags, teasing, Time

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, better, and more hilarious than you could ever imagine!

Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.

And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.

PisspetPurgeMC

avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	534286	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

PixelFuturist Minecraft Server

advanced medical technology, Advanced weaponry, alien technology, Alternate Realities, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, cyborgs, future technology, futuristic transportation, genetic engineering, Holograms, innovation, mind uploading, Minecraft, nanotechnology, PixelFuturist, robotics, science fiction, Server, space exploration, Teleportation, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Imagine flying around on hoverboards, battling aliens in space, and even time traveling to different dimensions.

Join our server and experience the future of Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you can mine for dilithium crystals and build a warp drive to explore the galaxy? And forget about boring old redstone contraptions, we’ve got teleporters, force fields, and even lightsabers for all your building needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most futuristic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

PixelPleasure: WeekendWarriors

Adventure, book boyfriend, book girlfriend, desire, dream date, escapism, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional lover, hot encounter, imagination, literary crush, love story, make believe, Passion, PixelPleasure, role-play, romance, seduction, steamy weekend, WeekendWarriors

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	242844

Are you tired of spending your weekends alone, wishing you could spend it with a fictional character? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building a cozy little cabin with Sherlock Holmes, solving mysteries and sipping tea by the fireplace. Or maybe you’d prefer to go on a wild adventure with Captain Jack Sparrow, sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest fantasies with your favorite fictional characters. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dreams a reality!

MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

AttalStayOn, current events, for the moment, French government, French leadership, French leadership continuity, French news, French politics, French President, French Prime Minister, Government, leadership, Macron, Macron administration, MacronCraft, political appointments, political decisions, political developments, political stability, Prime Minister Attal, Server, stay on

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2243
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Gems Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

BlockyBillionairez

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness

animal testing, biology, biomedical science, Breakthrough, disease study, Experiment, Functional, genetics, gut microbiome, human immune system, human-like, immune response, ImmuneGutMadness, innovation, Laboratory, Medical, microbiology, mouse model, MouseCraft, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Farms Harvested:	252
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

ZenlessZoneMC Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	6805
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a shark with a uniform and scissors appears out of nowhere! That’s just a taste of the zany adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover the secrets of Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss.

And did we mention our exclusive collaboration with Tiësto? That’s right, get ready to party with the hottest DJ in the game on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem our crazy codes, watch our insane trailer, and get your hands on some epic ZZZ stickers. It’s all waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out!