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And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can try your hand at our exclusive “Lava Diving” competition. Jump into a pool of lava and see how long you can survive. The longer you last, the more money you’ll earn. Just make sure you have a fire-resistant suit handy!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest ways to make money in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the richest player around!
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