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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 248095 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
OMG, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this crazy story! So, like, one time, this player joined and they were just mining away, right? And then, out of nowhere, a creeper comes and blows up their whole base! But instead of giving up, they rebuilt even bigger and better! And now they’re like the richest player on the server or something, it’s insane!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!
So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
