Join us if you want to escape the tyranny of pink-loving relatives who just don’t get it. We understand that not everyone is a fan of pink, and we fully support your right to dislike it!
Our server is like a McDonald’s party, but better. We won’t force you to celebrate a fake birthday with pink decorations. Instead, we’ll let you build your own world in whatever color you please.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re raising ungrateful, spoiled brats just because you don’t like pink. Join our server and show them that you can be a Minecraft master without a single shade of pink in sight!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with colorful adventures (just not pink ones)!
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing top hats and monocles, so you know they’re fancy AF. And the best part is, if you build a house out of cake, it never runs out! You can just keep eating it forever and ever.
So come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as you want. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night with free enchanted golden apples for everyone! You don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, trust me.
Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where exploding green creatures boogie down to the latest hits from DJ Skeleton.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that annoying block game all over again.
| Description | Minecraft’s most democratic server where members participate in roleplay and server legislature through voting on proposals. |
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| Recent Events | 2nd Presidential Election with the upcoming third one in the next few weeks. |
| Videos | Video 1 Video 2 Video 3 |
| Discord Server | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided. |
| What is the role of the server legislature? | The server legislature allows members to vote on proposals, enact laws, and add mods to the server’s modpack. |
| When is the next Presidential Election? | The next Presidential Election is expected to take place within the next few weeks. |
Join us and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more changing diapers or listening to your little brother talk smack while gaming – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time.
With our crazy challenges and wacky events, you’ll forget all about your annoying family and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the virtual realm?
So come on over and join us – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be expecting is fun, excitement, and maybe a few unexpected surprises (like finding out your in-game character is actually a long-lost prince or princess). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a whole new world of entertainment!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot on a stick. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and endermen with killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your addiction run wild in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!
