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CraftyCaptiveAmericans

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Farms Harvested:	304	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	3679	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

BMI, CraftyDebate, Debating, decision, determination, ED, FIX, give up, low, mental health, perseverance, question.., Recovery, recovery journey, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Struggle, Support, Therapy, trying

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Buildings Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	893361
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	6505

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British, British Isles, Buckingham Palace, culture, Edition, Flag, God save the king, History, London, MATES, Minecraft, Monarchy, national pride, patriotism, Queen, royal family, royal wedding, tradition, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

Acting, audition process, Audition.., Auditions, Authenticity, Casting, credibility, doubt, doubtfulness, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, genuine intentions, Hollywood, Performance, pixelated, question.., scam, show business, skepticism, talent evaluation, talent scouting, talent search

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

-ing, Adventure, Atmospheric, Boss Battles, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark samus, Exploration, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Luminoth, MAYHEM, metroid, metroid prime, metroid prime 2, metroid series, multiplayer, Nintendo, Phazon, puzzle solving, samus aran, Sci Fi, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.