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CraftyCapitalists

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz on this server, the world’s richest 1% gained $40 tn in just a decade! ya u heard me right, these rich folks be ballin’ outta control in minecraft too! imagine all the diamond blocks they be stackin’ up! join now and u might just get a piece of that sweet, sweet wealth! who needs real life money when u can be rollin’ in virtual riches on this server? so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a virtual billionaire in no time!

CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

1% wealth, CraftyCapitalists, economic analysis, economic disparity, economic growth, financial inequality, financial report, global economy, global wealth, income gap, income inequality, Minecraft, Oxfam report, POVERTY, richest individuals, richest people, Server, social justice, top earners, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth report

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	940786	Love Letters Sent:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Items Found:	5164	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	155	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2761	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	132	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3403	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Zombie Dances:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2913
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	124
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8485
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	2588
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Spears Created:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

GenderFail Minecraft Server

athletes, boxers, boxing, Clearing, Competition, controversy, equality, Events, games, gender, Gender tests, GenderFail, inclusion, International, Minecraft, olympics, qualifications, regulations, rules, rulings, Server, sports, Testing, world championships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9893
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

JavaJoltCraft

adverse effects, brain health, capacity, chronic stress, coffee polyphenols, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, diet, early-life stress, hippocampus, inflammation, JavaJoltCraft, Mice, mitigate, neurogenesis, neuroinflammation, neurons, new neurons, stress effects, study, supplementing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Orbs of Power Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?