CraftyCanvasCo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	5387
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	308164	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	6619
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?