CraftyCanuckTradeDeal Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2925
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1662	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5662	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	5988	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7692	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!