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CraftyCanuckGovNoState
#announcement, Buildings, Canada, Canadian government, controversy, CraftyCanuckGovNoState, decision, GOOGLE, Government, headquarters, microsoft, News, North America, policy change, Removal, response, search engine, Software company, state designation, Technology, updateLOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY! -
PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, forgiveness, healing, healing journey, HEARTBREAK, inner wounds, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, PainfulPvP, past hurts, personal growth, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Therapy, toxic relationships, trust issuesYo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
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SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition
$7 billion, 2024.., canal, Crisis, Economy, Edition, egypt, Global, Impact, Infrastructure, Loss, Lost, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Nosedive, Red Sea tensions, Revenue, revenues, shipping, suez canal, SuezCraft, Trade, Transportation, waterwaycome join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.
with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!