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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol u know what else u won’t discuss at the G7? this EPIC minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo in canada and protect it from the evil american invaders!! join now and show them who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky battles and maple syrup madness! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, eh? -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.
so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh? -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. it’s like a party in your computer, dude!if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn dirt into diamonds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn gets its wings. how cool is that?
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, Trudeau says Canada will not back down, but we say come join the fun!
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CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER -
CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower
so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.