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CraftyBrokePlayers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	6094

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7548	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	419954	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5900	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?