CraftyBrokeEats Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrokeEats

beans and rice, broke meal, budget meal, canned soup, canned tuna, cheap eats, CraftyBrokeEats, frozen pizza, grilled cheese sandwich, Hot Dogs, instant noodles, leftovers, mac and cheese, oatmeal, pasta, peanut butter sandwich, ramen noodles, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, Spaghetti, toast

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4410
Magic Items Found:	6375	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Votes:	9127	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Items Found:	4395	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	95749	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	763
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!

MeowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closure, compassion, Drama, Empathy, Forgive, forgiveness, found her place, healing, letting go, meowcraft, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Peace, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, resolution, self improvement, Server, Understanding, みけねこch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the drama never ends! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve forgiving his ex-girlfriend for stealing all his diamonds. Will they reconcile or will it end in a creeper explosion? Only on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Queen and her woolly minions. Will the chickens cluck their way to victory or will the sheep pull the wool over their eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. It’s time to set the drama aside and forgive her. She has found her place on our server, and so should you!

SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6070

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBagCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious shenanigans.

From the legendary tale of Steve and his quest to find the rare diamond sword of destiny, to the epic battle between the Ender Dragon and a horde of angry chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, with events like the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) and the Grand Assault: Goz (Field – Torment w/Heavy Armor), you’ll never run out of exciting challenges to conquer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7241
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	2019

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?