CraftyBrains Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	175

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	347
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7653	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4079
Players Killed by Monsters:	693	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchantments Applied:	251

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	188
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4329	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2940
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ores Mined:	8191
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	59	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!