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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

parenting choices, #breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, away games, school functions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

secretive drinking, functioning alcoholic, seeking help for alcoholism, signs of alcoholism, CraftyBooze

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

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Putin’sCraftEmpire

Politics, Geopolitical, energy resources, gas, Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin’s energy empire just got WRECKED with a TRIPLE BLOW?! That’s right, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Putin’s energy empire crumbles before your very eyes. Build your own empire, team up with friends, or go solo and take on the world. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Putin himself is lurking in the shadows, plotting his revenge. Will you be able to survive his wrath and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Putin, that is. 😂🔥💥🚀

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Oil Optimizer Server

OIL INDUSTRY, molecular modeling, filtration strategies, computational algorithms, Server

Yo, listen up gamers! We got this crazy new Minecraft server where we simulate oil molecules like it’s nobody’s business. Join us and be a part of the wildest oil recovery and filtration strategies you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking about algorithms that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive deep into the world of oil simulation like never before. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join us now!

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Ghentian Server

Creative, Vanilla, Minecraft Gaming Creative Mode Building Multiplayer Nostalgia Friends Fun Events PvP Griefing Server Community Sandbox Adventure Exploration Survival Crafting Redstone Mods, Cross-Play, Earth

Ghentian Server’s main purpose is to revisit the nostalgia when Minecraft first launched, bringing together friends and fellow Minecrafters while creating and maintaining a fun Minecraft server for all!

The standard game for Ghentian Server has been set to Creative, enabling a cozy building experience. Special game events are held where the server can be set to SMP or even PvP* to offer extra layers to the server experience.

*PvP events won’t be backupped and restored due to allowed griefing during those events.

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MidNight Network

PvP, Plugins, creativity, Server, MidNight Network

MIDNIGHT SMP looking for a unique minecraft smp experience? We have you covered!

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It is a economy server packed with exciting plugins to make your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

Join a server which balances fun, creativity and PvP. Whether you’re a builder, trader or PvPer, there’s a place for you here

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Epic MemeCraft 1.20.3

internet memes, meme longevity, meme trends, viral content, emo rockstar

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and hilarious memes ever!

We have memes that will make you question your existence and laugh until you cry!

You won’t find a more outrageous and crazy community anywhere else!

Come join us for a wild ride of shizo craziness and non-stop laughter!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the meme revolution!

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CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

group dynamics, Conflict Resolution, friendship, CousinCraft, Trust

Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!

Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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NotifKing in Minecraft SMP

notification victories, memorable notification, NotifKing, favorite notification, notification happiness

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com! So, like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, I got this notification that said “Join our server for free diamonds and unlimited cake!” I was like WHAAAAT?! Free diamonds AND cake?! I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. So I joined the server and I was immediately greeted by a talking parrot wearing a top hat. He was like “Welcome to the land of endless fun and shenanigans, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!” I was like, sign me up, this is my kind of place!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit AF, you guys. Plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find his hidden lair in the Nether. I wished for a pet dragon, obviously.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just look for the server with the giant rainbow unicorn as the spawn point, you can’t miss it. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! 🌈🦄💎🍰 #BestNotificationEver #JoinUsOrMissOut

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NickCraftFunnies

interesting nicknames, cool nicknames, famous nicknames, memorable nicknames, clever nicknames

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old nicknames? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest place to be! Join us and you’ll hear nicknames like “CaptainCreeperCrusher” and “QueenOfTheEndermen” – we’ve got it all! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

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