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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7759 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!