CraftyBoomers Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyBoomers

    CraftyBoomers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, it’s time to escape reality and join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of retired circus performers who have taken their clowning skills to the digital world.

    Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.

    So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBoomers: Build Wisely, Avoid Creepers!

    CraftyBoomers: Build Wisely, Avoid Creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a man in your 20s looking for some sage advice from the wise elders of the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where men in their 40s will impart their infinite wisdom upon you!

    Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, where the men in their 40s will show you how to conquer your fears and slay the beasts with ease. Need help building a castle that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous? The men in their 40s have got you covered with their expert building tips and tricks.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary stories told around the virtual campfire by the men in their 40s. From tales of mining diamonds deep underground to epic quests for the elusive Ender Dragon, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in no time.

    So come on down to our server and let the men in their 40s show you the ropes in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition

    CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.

    we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.

    so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

    CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server

    Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

    So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomers

    CraftyBoomers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

    Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomers

    CraftyBoomers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of 29? Well, fear not because on our server, 29 is still considered young! In fact, we have a whole community of players who are in their 90s and still kicking butt in PvP battles.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bat and craft

    Bat and craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.batandcraft.com

    mc.batandcraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AutoAuxilium Network

    AutoAuxilium Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    The AutoAuxilium Network is a high quality server filled with supportive and active staff members, a high caliber plugin setup, and a wide variety of gamemodes to play on, all of which are full access to players without the necessity of purchasable add-ons or ranks. The amount of time, effort and care taken into molding this network into what is it is honestly astonishing and it is definitely worth giving a try! The experience you will have on this server is parallel to few, and I definitely recommend seeing if this server would be a right fit for you, because you will be hard pressed to find one better!

    We currently offer these gamemodes: – Dungeons – Survival – Skyblock

    IP: play.autoauxilium.net Website: ww.autoauxilium.net Discord: discord.autoauxilium.net

    Welcome to AutoAuxilium, – AutoAuxilium Network Staff Team

    play.autoauxilium.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KIngdom

    KIngdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    KIngdom server, 2 rival kingdoms, fighting for peace, will you help us with peace? Will you become the new king of an unexplored piece of land? Version?: 1.13

    Kingdom.serv.nu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nether craft

    Nether craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: oyna.nethertowny.biz

    oyna.nethertowny.biz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP