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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.
