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CraftyBlingCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3575
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	901
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server

achievement, Adulthood, avoiding mistakes, biggest mistake, Decision making, Experience, growth, hindsight, learning, life choices, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, OopsNoMistake, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, success, wisdom, young adult

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBanter

acceptance, BlockyBanter, Closure, death, destiny, EXECUTION, family, fate, fear, final words, forgiveness, Goodbye, last words, Life, love, mortality, Peace, Reflection, regret, Surrender

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like being chased by a pack of zombies or about to be executed (in-game, of course), just remember our server motto: “If you’re gonna go out, go out with a bang!” So come join us and let your final words be, “I regret nothing… except not joining this server sooner!”

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese attack, Conflict prevention, crisis management., cross-strait relations, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, political stability, security measures, Server, strategic planning, taiwan, threat assessment, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, vice president

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! 😂🤣

WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border conflict, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ

PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	1040
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

TeaseCraft: Hungry for Blocks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9643	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so, like, u ever want to join a minecraft server where u can escape all ur problems and just build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy builds, like a giant banana house and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more!

if u join this server, u will become 10 times better at minecraft. ur building skills will improve, ur redstone contraptions will be epic, and u will find diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. not only that, but u will also become a master at pvp. u will be taking down creepers and zombies like a pro in no time.

but that’s not all. on this server, u will also make tons of new friends. u will be part of a community that is always there for u, whether u need help with a build or just want someone to chat with. and who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate on this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bedwars, building, Community, Creative, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefers, Loot, Minigames, Missions, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Server, Shops, shortages, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Thrive, TownThrive, villagers, wheat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	37	Star Shards Collected:	67

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TownThrive
Type	Geopolitical SMP
Focus	Prospering towns, trading, and war
Unique Features	No Nether and End dimensions, immersive gameplay
Server Style	Vanilla with hands-off administration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to prevent bad experiences for players.

2. Can I use commands like /tp or /home?

No, the server has a hands-off administration approach and does not allow commands like /tp or /home.

3. How do I travel to locations on the map without the Nether or End dimensions?

Players have to take a plane or a boat to travel to different locations on the map, making the gameplay more immersive.

4. How active is the community on the server?

The server has an extremely active community with no end in sight, providing a vibrant and engaging experience for players.

5. Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

You can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!

ToxicoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where toxicity is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is nice and helpful? Well, look no further because on our server, we take toxicity to a whole new level.

Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly insulted by other players, griefed by our dedicated team of trolls, and banned for no reason at all! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

Our spawn area is a chaotic mess of lava, TNT, and mobs, just waiting to kill you as soon as you log in. And if you manage to survive long enough to build a base, don’t get too attached because it will be destroyed within minutes by our griefing squad.

But the real highlight of our server is the community. We have the most toxic players you will ever meet, constantly arguing, cursing, and trolling each other. It’s a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner toxicity and let loose, then look no further. Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava!

RoomieRenoMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with a roommate who decides to renovate without permission? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected changes and drama.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house completely transformed by a roommate who just couldn’t resist making improvements without consulting anyone. Will you call the virtual landlords to report the unauthorized renovations, or will you sit back and watch as the chaos unfolds?

With discounted virtual ceiling lights that are “way better” than the current ones and walls that magically extend to make room for everyone, this server is a rollercoaster of surprises. And who knows, maybe karma will come back to haunt those who act selfishly in the virtual world too.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as living with a roommate on a renovation rampage, join us now! Just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual room – you never know what changes might be coming your way.