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CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever! -
YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit
hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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LunWix | Free Donation server Minecraft
YouTube promo code “ARTYYT”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of game currency on the server!
Server promo code “OPEN2024”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of currency on the server!
play.lunwix.ru:19134
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PieThiefProbsLOL
Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.
Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!
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TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men
Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all the famous actors under 30 play on our server! Yup, you heard me right. Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and even Tom Holland are all building epic castles and battling creepers right alongside you. And that’s not all, folks. The famous actors over 40? They’re all there too, but they’re too busy trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword to bother you. So come on down to our server and join the wildest, star-studded adventure of your life!