CraftyBidenHaters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBidenHaters

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	923	Potions Brewed:	147
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16, BLOODFINITY, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Faction, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.