CraftyBanRussiaEU Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our themed events, like Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, will have you wrangling up pigs and saving the day in the most ridiculous ways possible.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	810
Dragon Eggs Found:	6602	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

abhor, ANNOYING, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, grating, grueling, HateSpeechCraft, intolerable, IRRITATING, Language, linguistics, loathe, Obnoxious, offensive, Pet Peeves, Repulsive, Unbearable, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mines Excavated:	4206	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Enchantments Applied:	110	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	3593

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5559	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	60
Star Shards Collected:	86	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ores Mined:	4450
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8395
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Emeralds Found:	2727	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.