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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?
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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear a rumor about Lithuania building bases for German troops near the border with Russia. Like, what even is that about? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our server instead!We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!
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