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CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3146	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	136
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	183111	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	68
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	466

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Spears Created:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!