CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister Minecraft Servers

CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister

Accountability, assets, Corruption, CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister, DECLARATION, declaration of assets, extravagance, financial disclosure, Government, luxury handbags, MONEY, net worth, opulence, Politics, possessions, prime minister, scandal, thailand, transparency, Watches, wealth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9766
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	915045	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to this place, bro. we got so much craziness going on, it’s like thailand’s prime minister declaring over $400 million in assets, but instead of luxury handbags and watches, we got diamonds and enchanted gear for days, yo.

like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.

and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Star Shards Collected:	233
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4801
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!