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CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	4950	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ores Mined:	7634	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Votes:	9764

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchantments Applied:	179	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!