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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9135 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8259 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 702 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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