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CraftyAxis Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	182
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight an evil axis of JP Morgan CEOs who are trying to take over the world with their economic power!!! we need brave warriors to stop them and save the world from financial doom!!! build your own fortress, team up with other players, and defeat the evil bankers in epic battles!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not??? join now and be a hero in this crazy world of minecraft madness!!!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9320	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4385	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	72488	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	669	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1030
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2319
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3615	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!