CraftyAssholes247 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyAssholes247
Assholes, Behavior, Contribution, CraftyAssholes247, criminally underrated, distinguishing, gas, Human Behavior, liquid, misunderstood, Perception, social interactions, social life, societal dynamics, societal expectations, societal hierarchy, societal impact, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, solid
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.
Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

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SMPDownUnder: Minecraft SMP – the missing state south australia is the worst part of australia…
Adelaide, Australia, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Drugs, easier immigration, ISOLATION, meth addict, migrant, Minecraft, missing, missing state, murder, Outback, part, remote, serial killer, smp, SMPDownUnder, South, south australia, State, WORST, worst part of Australia
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the missing state of South Australia! Why would you want to join, you ask? Well, first of all, it’s the worst part of Australia, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

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LootCraft Minecraft Server
accidental damage, child supervision, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dispute, family dynamics, Family Support, financial obligations, financial responsibility, generational differences, laptop damage, laptop repair, Lootcraft, Minecraft, niece behavior, Parenting styles, personal belongings, property damage, repair costs, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.
And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.

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MommasBoyGoneWild
MommasBoyGoneWild
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

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LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove
abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.
Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.
So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

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New Server IP
ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server
so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

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New Server IP
OldSchool MC
ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival
Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.
IP: 172.96.164.101:25583
Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)
Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.
By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.
There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details
172.96.164.101:25583

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New Server IP
Blockify
admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla
Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.
True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.
Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.
Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.
Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
blockify.playmc.at

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New Server IP
WukLamatMania Minecraft Server
community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania
Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

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New Server IP
MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever
below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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New Server IP
NoKidsAllowedCraft
Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work
Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.
Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?
So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

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