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CraftyAssassins

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

JumpCraft Minecraft Server

1987, achievement, athlete, Athletics, breaking records, Competition, high jump, History, Impressive.., Incredible, jump record, JumpCraft, Mahuchikh, Minecraft, Server, sports, success, TALENTED, track and field, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Womens, World record

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about high jumpin’ and stuff, well this server is like the olympics of minecraft high jumpin’! join us and break records like mahuchikh did in 1987, but in a virtual world where u can fly and build crazy jumpin’ courses! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on the chance to be a high jumpin’ legend like mahuchikh on this server! come join the fun and let’s see if u can break the record too!

NoobDriverCityTransport

Asian drivers, Asian immigrants, city life, Cultural differences, driver training, driving ability, driving skills, immigration, lack of driving experience, learning to drive, NoobDriverCityTransport, public transit, public transportation, Race, stereotype, Stereotypes, transportation access, transportation culture, transportation habits, transportation infrastructure, urban living

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6891	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	990	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Join our server and you’ll be riding pigs like a rodeo champ, mining diamonds with your bare hands, and building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon itself! We got so many mods and plugins, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

And get this, on our server, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from another dimension! They’ll trade you emeralds for moon rocks and give you enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in battle!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes! Just watch out for the evil witch who guards it, she’s got a potion that’ll turn you into a chicken for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a chicken, that might be a little regrettable.

EggVentureCraft

air pollution, assisted reproduction, Conception, conception difficulties, Decrease, egg development, EggVentureCraft, environmental factors, fertility, health risks, Impact, infertility, ivf, live birth, Odds, Pollution, pollution effects, reproductive health, reproductive technology, research, study

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

Boofa SMP: Where crafting meets chaos – Join now for some pixel fun! 1.21, Java, 14+

application, Bluemaps, Boofa, Chaos, chunky, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, discord server, ender dragon, equality, Events, Fabric, free speech, Fun, germany, java, Join, Mature Players, meets, Mods, PIXEL, Projects, PvP, RAM, Silly players, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB running on a dedicated server in Germany
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server with the link provided: https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

Q: Are there any restrictions on free speech?

A: There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but we do maintain a community-oriented atmosphere.

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: There is no unorganized PvP on the server, and we encourage collaboration on projects instead.

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for mature and silly players who are willing to engage in community projects and events.

Minecraft server: /sfg/ – block fighter frenzy

Arcade, BLOCK, capcom, Character Select, Competitive Gaming, esports, fighter, fighting game community, fighting games, Frenzy, Gaming Community, long tail tags, Minecraft, my wife, Server, sfg, street fighter, Street Fighter General, STREET FIGHTER V, Tournament, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because “My Wife Edition” is here to spice things up! Join our server where every player is married to someone else on the server – talk about drama! Will you be a loyal spouse or will you be caught cheating with someone else’s blocky avatar? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on “My Wife Edition” server, we have exclusive events like the annual Minecraft marriage counseling session where players can work out their relationship issues in-game. And if things get really heated, you can always settle things in a good old-fashioned PvP battle – because nothing says “I love you” like a sword to the face!

So why wait? Join “My Wife Edition” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Votes:	4945
Star Shards Collected:	232	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7685
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

HotPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Forget about celebrities and models, the most attractive person in the world is definitely the owner of this Minecraft server! Rumor has it that their pixelated avatar is so good-looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join this server for a chance to bask in the glow of their virtual beauty and maybe even score a virtual date!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Legend has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and good luck in their Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to find this elusive fowl!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that this server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so obsessed with building roller coasters that they now haunt the virtual amusement park they created. Hop on a haunted minecart and see if you can survive the spooky twists and turns while being chased by a ghostly builder with a passion for thrills!

Join this server for a chance to meet the most attractive person in the world, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and brave the haunted roller coasters of a ghostly Minecraft enthusiast. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyLoveServer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the new hot spot for finding love! That’s right, forget about awkward first dates at coffee shops, now you can woo your crush by building them a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in a whole new way. Want to impress your crush? Show off your redstone skills by creating a working roller coaster that takes them on a romantic ride through the sunset. Or maybe you prefer a more traditional approach, like serenading them with a pixelated rendition of “All You Need Is Love” on a virtual guitar.

But be warned, love isn’t the only thing you’ll find on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel where players can challenge each other to duels for the affections of their crush. Will you emerge victorious and win the heart of your beloved, or will you be left crying in a pool of lava?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of danger on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Villages Defended:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

NeighborlyCraft

Boundary, Community, Connection, familiarity, House, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, neighbors, neighbors boundary, neighbors connection, neighbors definition, neighbors familiarity, neighbors meaning, neighbors proximity, neighbors relationship, neighbors street, Proximity, relationship, residential, street, unknown cutoff

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9509	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.