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CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	181
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

YearEndYolo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	138

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdance while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

ResoFailCraft2022

broken resolution, failed resolution, falling off track, giving up, lack of commitment, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, losing focus, making excuses, new year resolution, personal development, procrastination, ResoFailCraft2022, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Setting goals, starting over, staying on track, Willpower

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

SpaceJunkCrashKenya

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we have a 1,000 pounds of space debris crash landed in Kenya? like, bruh, who even knows where it came from, but it’s lit af!

Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

#sustainability, conservation efforts, disposable products, drinking straws, eco-conscious choices, eco-friendly alternatives, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, going green, Plastic, plastic ban, plastic free living, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic straws, plastic waste, reusable straws, single-use plastics, Stirrers, stirring straws, straw, waste reduction, wood, wooden stirrers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7958
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7353

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

Youth Homeless Haven

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

The Lab

Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Survival, Version, world border

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6611
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Community, Corpos, digital content creators, discuss, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, indies, LARGEST, LIVESTREAMING, offtopic, online personalities, Report, shitposting, smallest, trolling, Uoh, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, virtuoso, Vtubers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

SelfTruthsSMP

acceptance, flaws, Honesty, imperfections, Insecurity, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, SelfTruthsSMP, Shortcomings, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

MeaninglessCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Votes:	2952	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!