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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

Assad, Bashar al-Assad, chemotherapy, Conflict, CraftyAssad, deposed, health, Hospital, Illness, leukaemia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Political, prognosis, Reports, Rumors, Server, speculation, Syria, Syrian leader, Treatment, Wife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	6153	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

000, Adepta Sororitas, battle, battle sisters, combat simulation, Female Protagonists, female warriors, futuristic setting, game design, game development, Gaming Community, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, Miniatures, Sci Fi, Server, sisters, sisters of battle, strategy game, Tabletop game, Tactical Gameplay, war gaming, wargaming, Warhammer 40, warhammer 40k

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

4th Anniversary Web Event, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, griefer, guild, Infiltration, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	2752
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8487
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crops Grown:	2634	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	554
Void Gems Collected:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

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2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1757	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

akg, Ark, arknights, caster, cn, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, jp, KR, Marthe, Minecraft, Raythean Striker, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard, Vitafield, Website, Witch Feast

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	196
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6852	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…