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CraftyAirportClosures
come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure! -
Abnormal SMP: Where creepers throw surprise birthday parties!
NormalSMP Minecraft Server Overview
IP NormalSMP.crafted.pro Dive into a true survival experience with a twist! NormalSMP is a community-focused Minecraft server where players of all skill levels can enjoy a balanced, engaging survival world. Whether youβre building your dream base, exploring vast biomes, or teaming up with friends to tackle challenging adventures, NormalSMP has something for everyone.
Why Choose NormalSMP?
- Community-Driven: Join a friendly, active community that values teamwork, creativity, and fair play.
- Land Claims: Protect your hard-earned creations with our land claim system, ensuring your builds stay safe from griefers.
- Balanced Economy: Earn, trade, and spend in our player-driven economy, where every block counts.
- Donator Ranks: Support the server and unlock exclusive perks! Choose from four unique donator ranks, each offering special benefits to enhance your gameplay experience.
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the NormalSMP server? You can join by connecting to the IP address NormalSMP.crafted.pro in your Minecraft client. Are there any rules on the NormalSMP server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game. Can I protect my builds from griefing? Yes, you can protect your builds by using the land claim system on the NormalSMP server. This will prevent other players from destroying or altering your creations. Are there any special perks for donators? Yes, we offer four unique donator ranks on the NormalSMP server, each with exclusive perks to enhance your gameplay experience. By supporting the server, you can access these special benefits. -
Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by the biggest chad of all time from /a/! This guy has had sex with almost 100 women, creating a whole army of sons and who knows how many daughters. Are the santias also his? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – he never takes care of them!But wait, there’s more! This chad sends all of his boys to lethal places to train, making sure they are the toughest warriors in all of Minecraft. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he dies before the few surviving sons can beat him up to death. Talk about a plot twist!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a chad of epic proportions, then come join us now! Who knows what kind of chaos and madness awaits you on this wild server.
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The Nomad Games Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Fifth World Nomad Games of Minecraft SMPs! Our Kazakh national team is competing in ten sports, including Creeper Javelin Throw, Enderman Wrestling, and Zombie Archery! Join us on Sept 9 for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy challenges. Who needs diamonds when you can win gold medals in our server? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become a Minecraft champion! -
TurkeyTales Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?
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DadlessCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave all that emotional baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, all thanks to our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even talking chickens. You never know what wacky surprises await you around every corner.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dad to walk you down the aisle when you can walk down the pixelated path to adventure with us?
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BlockyBodz: Craft Your Fit
Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down in no time, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is reversed, so you’ll be weightless in no time! Join now and say goodbye to that pesky extra weight! -
SpacewalkCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this tech billionaire dude, and he’s, like, floating around in space, just chillin’ and stuff. and get this, he’s not even in a spaceship or anything, he’s just out there, walkin’ in space like it’s no big deal.and guess what? he’s so rich, he’s got his own private space suit and everything. like, he’s out there, fixin’ satellites and takin’ selfies with the Earth in the background. it’s wild, man.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. we’ve got space-themed builds and mini-games that’ll make you feel like you’re floatin’ in zero gravity. plus, we’ve got a secret warp that takes you to a hidden space station where you can hang out with the billionaire dude himself.
come join us and experience the ultimate spacewalk of a lifetime. trust me, it’s outta this world!
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NHSReformOrDieCraft
lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” π come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! π₯π #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie