Crafty911 Minecraft Servers

Crafty911 Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty911 Minecraft Server

    Crafty911 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8543
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

    Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

    Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2392
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2558
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 77 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Towns Built: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7384
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 New Chunks Explored: 714322

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9005
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6121 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 4032

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6921
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2138
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9758
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Votes: 3195
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2069
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1490
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1343 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5876
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Potions Brewed: 189
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4785 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimension Hops: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

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