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  • Crafty Negative Art Gallery

    Crafty Negative Art Gallery
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where art and negativity collide in the most epic way possible! our server is like a masterpiece of chaos and insanity, where players can unleash their inner artist while also embracing their dark side.

    we have crazy builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. from giant statues of creepers to pixel art of crying obsidian, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

    but that’s not all! we also have insane challenges and quests that will push you to your limits. can you survive the maze of doom or defeat the boss mob of nightmares? only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on our wild world of art and negativity forever!

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  • Crafty Cancer Crusaders

    Crafty Cancer Crusaders
    So, like, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, u gonna learn so much crazy stuff, like how to build a house outta diamonds and ride a pig into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and u gonna unlock da secret to immortality in Minecraft. Yeah, that’s right, u gonna be invincible and never die again. Plus, u gonna get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers.

    And get this, on our server, u can fly without wings and swim in lava without getting burnt. It’s like magic, but better. So, what u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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  • Crafty Colon Protector

    Crafty Colon Protector
    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since, like, diamonds in minecraft. we have, like, a magical enchantment that makes you invincible to creepers and, like, you can ride on a flying pig to explore the world. also, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!

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  • Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Elastic Crafty Minds

    Elastic Crafty Minds
    come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

    so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

    Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails
    join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

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  • Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

    Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

    we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

    our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots
    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

    Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

    UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

    COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

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  • Crafty French PFAS Ban

    Crafty French PFAS Ban
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

    if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

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