1 in 365.25 Crafty Earth

Ancient times, Astronomy, Calendar, celestial bodies, chance, Cosmic, Crafty, Creation, Days, Earth, Evolution, Existence, History, January 1st, occurrence, Origins, Probability, rare, Science, Unique, Universe

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3350	Crops Grown:	9334

haha come join our minecraft server where the odds are as crazy as that fact! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya!

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.

we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?

Crafty NeuroAI Experts

ai, AI advancements, AI surpassing human experts, Artificial Intelligence, Crafty, Experts, general AIs, human experts, large language models, Nature Human Behavior, NeuroAI, neuroscience predictions, neuroscience results, neuroscience trained AI, new paper, past findings, Predicting, predicting neuroscience, predicting scientific results, scientific results, surpass

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where our AI is so smart, it can predict neuroscience results better than human experts! like, whoa dude, imagine having a robot buddy who knows more about brains than your biology teacher! join us and be amazed as our AI builds the most mind-blowing creations in the game, like a giant brain made out of diamonds or a neuron rollercoaster! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, it’s like playing Minecraft in the future, man! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let our AI blow your mind with its neuroscience skills!

Crafty Sugar Rush – Minecraft Server

advanced glycation end products, Biomarkers, blood sugar levels, chronic disease, Crafty, diabetes research, diet and health, diet-related diseases, dietary intake, Glucose metabolism, glycation process, glycemic control, health effects, insulin resistance, lifestyle factors, Medical research, meta analysis, Minecraft, nutrition, Rush, Server, Sugar, sugar consumption, systematic review, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5592	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so like, u know how u eat stuff and it can like mess with ur blood sugar and stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got all the best food that won’t mess with ur diabetes, like seriously, it’s a game changer!

join our server and u’ll be like a superhero with super low blood sugar levels, it’s like magic but with food. we did a study and everything, it’s legit. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me.

so come on over and join us, we’ll take care of u and ur diabetes like no one else can. plus, we got some pretty epic builds and stuff, so it’s not all about the food (but let’s be real, that’s the best part). come see for urself, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Mayor Madness

Arrests, Crafty, crime, crime rates, Democrat-run cities, detectable effect, Government, Ideology, law enforcement, madness, Mayor, Mayors, narrative, partisanship, police employment, police spending, policy making, Politics, Public Safety, right, soft-on-crime policies, urban areas, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Towns Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where mayors run wild and police are just there for show! forget about crime and arrests, we don’t follow the rules here! our mayors are too busy building epic structures and holding crazy parties to worry about pesky things like police spending. join us and see for yourself why democrat-run cities are the place to be in the minecraft world. who needs law and order when you can have fun and chaos instead? come join the madness today!

Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure

Adventure, arrest warrants, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, EURO, european union, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, i24NEWS, icc, immunity, immunity laws, international law, international relations, Israel, italy, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we grant immunity to all players, just like italy and france did for netanyahu! no need to worry about pesky arrest warrants from the international criminal court, we got your back!

build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with the confidence that you are above the law just like a world leader.

join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable legal decisions! you won’t regret it, unless you get caught by the minecraft police, but even then we’ll probably let you off the hook. sign up today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3808
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Caverns 1.20.3

1.20.3, Amateur, amateur adult, amateur amateurs, amateur beauties, amateur content, amateur entertainment, amateur girls, amateur models, amateur performers, amateur porn, amateur sex, amateur videos, amateur women, amateur XXX, attractive, best, CAVERNS, Crafty, good looking, Holes, Sexy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1700	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those ugly, boring holes in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. We only allow the most attractive, visually appealing holes in our world.

Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly you stumble upon a hole that is just so damn beautiful, you can’t help but stare at it in awe. That’s the kind of experience you can expect on this server.

And if you’re thinking, “But why do I care about pretty holes?” Well, let me tell you, these holes are so mesmerizing that they will literally transport you to another dimension. Okay, maybe not literally, but they will definitely make you question your existence in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and discover the beauty of holes like you’ve never seen before. Trust me, once you go hole, you’ll never go back.

Crafty Betrayal: Trustworthy Cheaters

behavioral science, benefit, BETRAYAL, Cheaters, cognitive dissonance, Crafty, Deception, Decision making, ethical dilemmas, Human Behavior, interpersonal trust, Manipulation, moral ambiguity, Psychology, relationships, researchers, social dynamics, social psychology, Trust, trustworthy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2165	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a whole new world of betrayal and trust issues, but in a fun way, ya know? like, researchers found out that betraying someone doesn’t always mean they’re untrustworthy, especially if we get something out of it. so come join our server where u can betray ur friends and still be trusted, cuz why not? it’s like a social experiment but with blocks and zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	8782	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	290543	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	187	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	260	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Votes:	830
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Crops Grown:	3074
Dragon Eggs Found:	2742	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	778
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2742	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Towns Built:	6	Animals Bred:	134
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8818
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Votes:	9760
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

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