Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

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Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

Welcome to the *Ultimate* Minecraft experience—a place where reality bends, and blocks will whisper your secrets to the void! Forget everything you think you know because ENCHALADA-salad is the new supreme ruler of this server! Every moment here is a paradox—JOIN US and watch the milk rain from the pixel skies while you FLY THROUGH TIME with no explanations whatsoever! But also, beware, because you might awaken the cosmic potatoes lurking beneath your base!

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity	Fall upwards to avoid the demon chickens that rule the ground!
Endless Pigs	The pigs know too much… or too little? Either way, they won’t stop staring!
Reality-Distorting Blocks	Craft a block of confusion—its only function is to confuse you! Perfect for pranks or existential dread!
Glitchy Crafting	Combine diamonds with dirt and receive a loaf of bread that constantly screams!
Bonus Features	All rivers are now actually chocolate, but it’s a trap! You WILL lose your sanity.

FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

Q: Is this server family-friendly?

A: Families are just a construct. What is family when the grass starts singing? Glorify the chaos!

Q: How do I join?

A: Simply abandon all hope and whisper the words “mango pickle” into the void. The server might hear you. Or not. Who can say?

Q: What are the rules?

A: Reality is the only rule; stick to it and it will evaporate like vaporous jelly beans. Good luck!

Random Quotes From The Abyss:

“Do you ever see a foid and all you want in the world anymore is her to field goal kick you in the balls.”

“And then the socks started to dance!”

“My cat is screaming in binary, is this normal?”

“The toaster knows secrets that could bring down civilizations!”

Crafty Cali Bros – Violence-Free Zone

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where we dont believe in traditional gender roles cuz we all about that equal rights yo. plus, we got unicorns roaming around and if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. trust me, you dont wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

The Crafty Table

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About TCT:

IP:	thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: Our new spawn design competition alongside our raid world portal design competition are running all month! Check out our discord for more info!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP thecraftytable.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of community rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are available on our Discord server.
What happens if I have a suggestion for a new plugin?	You can submit your suggestion through our Discord server. All suggestions will be reviewed by the community and voted on during our meetings.
How can I participate in the MVP vote?	Every month, we host an MVP vote where players can nominate outstanding members of the community. You can participate in the vote by joining our Discord server.

Crafty Lessons After Dark

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you didn’t know you desperately needed in your life! Prepare yourself for a pixelated paradise where things are not just blocks—they’re blocks of hilarity, absurdity, and mayhem! Here are just a few ludicrously outrageous reasons why you simply have to join:

The Great Lava Slip ‘n Slide: Ever wanted to slide through molten lava while screaming like a banshee? Well, here’s your chance! Forget boring swimming pools—our server features the only lava slip ‘n slide in the Minecraft multiverse! Perfect for when you want to take a refreshing dip… right into the fiery pits of doom. Just bring sunscreen!
Mobs with Attitude: Why settle for regular mobs when you can battle sassy zombie hipsters that quote Shakespeare while trying to eat your brains? Or how about an army of endermen that hold dramatic poetry slams every night? These creatures provide not only a challenge but endless entertainment. Who knew defending your base could come with a side of existential crisis?
Epic Build Battles with NO Rules: Join our infamous “Build or Get Banned” competitions—each winner gets to design their own pink fluffy unicorn statue in the town square! The catch? You have to build while riding a pig that thinks it’s a racehorse. It’s like building under the influence of chaos!
Potato Vodka Festival: Ever wondered what happens when you ferment potatoes in Minecraft? Join us for the annual Potato Vodka Festival where we explore the depths of culinary creativity (and questionable choices). Warning: things may get a bit rowdy after the first few sips!
Endless Quests for the Silliest Items: Join quests that lead you on utterly ridiculous adventures—like searching for the mythical "Cactus of Infinite Spikes" or "The Legendary Fluffy Chicken Egg" (that squawks in English). Get ready to embark on journeys that lead you straight into the heart of nonsense!
An NPC With a Vengeance: Experience the thrill of our notorious NPC—a retired villain named Sir Gregor von Waffle who only gives quests that involve rescuing lost breakfast items. Will you save the pancakes from eternal sogginess? Join and find out!
Fashion Shows with Creepers: Show off your best skins in our monthly "Creeper Couture" fashion shows where you dress to impress… but be careful! Those creepers have a habit of going BOOM right when you hit the runway. Who knew fashion could be this explosive?

So, what are you waiting for? If you want to experience Minecraft in a way that defies all logic and reason, come frolic with us in this blocky dimension of hilarity and chaos! Trust us, the stories will be outrageous, and the friendships will be legendary—if you survive long enough to make any! 🌈🎉

Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos Club

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WELCOME TO INSANECRAFT: A SERVER RUN BY CATS AND Turtles 🐢

Overview of Non-Existence

Here at InsaneCraft, nothing makes sense, and everything is a banana! Our blocks are made of dreams and cheese, and time is just a figment of the imagination of a very hairy raccoon. If you like running backwards whilst blocks float in the sky, you’re in the right place!

Top Server Features (or What We Call Features)

Feature Name	Description
Turtle Overlords	All decisions are made by a panel of sentient turtles who only speak in rhymes. You’re welcome to join their tea party if you bring marshmallow wands.
Floating Creepers	They float! But only on Tuesdays. On Wednesdays, they rain cotton candy while whispering your deepest secrets to llamas.
Epic Cow Wars	Battle bovines with superpowers! Win their respect by offering them your finest flip-flop.
Battlefield of Dancing Endermen	Challenge them to a dance-off! If you lose, they steal your socks and return them as spaghetti.
Invisible Lava	How do you know it’s there? SURPRISE! You don’t! It just evaporates your thoughts every twenty minutes.

Player Reviews (What Even Are Words?)

“I thought I joined a server, but I ended up in a dimension where pizza grew on trees. 10/10!”

“My cat started talking to me about philosophy. I wasn’t ready.”

“The blocky rain tastes like sadness. Also, my hat disappeared.”

“I found a chicken wearing sunglasses, and we became best friends. Goodbye, reality!”

“Wormholes under my bed lead to mass confusion and jellybeans!”

IMPORTANT – READ THIS!

Beware of the haunted pasta. It whispers secrets of the universe and will ONLY reveal them if you can juggle three apples while standing on your left foot. Also, never trust a pig wearing a cape—they’re likely to steal your thoughts and eat your shoes.

Too Old for Crafty Shenanigans

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the pixelated universe! Are you tired of the mundane, cookie-cutter experiences that other servers offer? Well, throw on your diamond armor and tighten your redstone belt, because what you’re about to dive into is chaos incarnate!

Get Ready for the Chicken Apocalypse: Ever wondered what would happen if chickens started a rebellion? Here, they do! Join forces with the fowl revolutionaries, and you might just find yourself battling against a giant, egg-lobbing chicken queen! Get your trusty bow and arrow ready, because it’s a poultry war like you’ve never seen before!
The Great Lava Zoo Escape: Ever seen a lava monster that’s also a magician? Well, neither have we! Join now and help us rescue the legendary Smolderguff, the flaming wizard beast, from an underground zoo run by crazed villagers. Watch out for the fireballs, though—they really know how to throw a party (and by party, we mean imminent doom)!
Time-Traveling Villagers: On our server, time travel is a daily occurrence! One moment you’re building a cozy cottage, and the next minute, you’ve accidentally launched yourself to the age of dinosaurs. Don’t worry! The T-Rex loves enchanted swords, and he’s eager to trade for some of your best cooked steak—if you can survive the encounter!
Zombie Disco Nights: Join us for the weekly Zombie Disco Night, where the undead come alive (sort of) to bust out some funky moves! Dance alongside our groovy zombies under the glowing disco ball of doom and earn yourself stylish disco gear—all while dodging flying records that can knock you out cold!
Ender Dragon’s Talent Show: Ever wanted to witness the Ender Dragon recite Shakespeare while riding a unicycle? Well, this is your chance! Come and vote for your favorite acts, from the Overworld’s best comedians to the Nether’s most talented fire-breathers. Lose yourself in the laughter—and the fiery chaos that’s bound to ensue!
The Infinite Hug Bug: If you thought Creepers were the least cuddly creatures in Minecraft, think again! Join the server and encounter the infamous Hug Bug! This adorable monster loves nothing more than to hug you until you explode… but in a good way! You’ll gain a temporary superpower (and maybe a few pixels of agony) if you survive!

So, what are you waiting for? If you’re too old for boring server antics and long for a place where ridiculousness reigns supreme, then you’ve found your new pixelated paradise. Join us for epic adventures, outrageous stories, and memories that will have you LOLing in real life! Trust us, you won’t regret it—unless you’re a chicken! 🐔💥

Crafty Phish Busters

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so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just keep gettin’ phished left and right? well, do i got the server for u! we understand ur struggles, man. we got ur back with our anti-phishing interventions.

join our server for a wild ride of epic battles against phishers tryin’ to steal ur diamonds. we got crazy challenges and quests to test ur skills in fightin’ off those pesky phishers.

come join us and be a part of the most epic anti-phishing movement in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Kitchen Culture Clash

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🌍 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve never heard of! 🏰

Have you ever found yourself pondering the age-old question: "What’s the best food in your culture?" Well, forget your boring culinary theories because here, we’ve turned snacks into legends! 🥳

The Legendary Golden Carrot Challenge: Join us as we summon the Great Carrot King! Legend has it that if you present the Golden Carrot to the king, he will bless your farm with mystical growth powers! But beware! Rumor has it that his royal rabbits are out to steal your crops—don’t let them bite, or you’ll end up with bunny ears!
Enderman’s Endless Buffet: Ever seen an Enderman cooking gourmet meals? Neither have we! But here, if you earn their trust with their favorite dish—a block of obsidian—be prepared for a wild food-fight! They might just teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unending pizza and diamond-coated cheeseburgers. 🍕✨
Zombie Chef Apocalypse: Ever wanted to taste food made by culinary zombies? Here, you can experience the Zombie Chef Apocalypse! Work alongside towering undead kitchen maestros who use brains… of lettuce? They’re serving up brain-shaped jello that supposedly gives you the power of 100 suns… if you can stomach it! 💀🍧
Creeper’s Secret Potion: If you dared to challenge the infamous Creeper Chef to a cooking duel, you could win his explosive secret potion recipe—guaranteed to give you a fiery dinner party! It might blow your taste buds away, but hey, it’ll make for a smashing storyline! 💣🎉
Cake on a Steampunk Boat: Hop on board our steampunk cake cruise! Sail the high seas of sugar and explore floating islands made entirely of whipped cream. Throw a birthday bash in the middle of an eternal summer while dodging flying fish that deliver joyous messages. “Happy Nutella Day!” 🐟🎈
Secret Food Factions: Are you Team Creeper Cookies or Team Ender Eclairs? Join the food wars where you battle for snack supremacy—complete with outrageous costumes made of food like bread armor and cake helmets. You could become a culinary celebrity overnight, and even earn the title of the Sweetness Supreme! 🌟🍰

So, if you’re ready for epic food quests, outrageous culinary challenges, and the best (or worst) dining experiences of your life, pack your digital forks and get ready to munch through memories, laughter, and a touch of madness! Join us now and let your blocky taste buds explore infinity and beyond! 🎮🥳

Zelenskyy’s Crafty Ukrainians!

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The Blocky Panic: An Unholy Alliance of Trust and Turmoil

Welcome, brave pixelated souls, to The Blocky Panic, where the very essence of trust is mined with care… or rather, with utter chaos. In a world where loyalty is as fleeting as a crafted pickaxe, we invite you to navigate the treacherous landscapes of loyalty, absurdity, and bizarre political allegory—all while digging for diamonds in the dark.

Are We in a Simulation? Because It Feels Like It.

Step right up, fellow miners! Here’s a revelation: trust in your virtual leader, the illustrious President Zelenskyy, has skyrocketed to an astounding 68% among citizens of the sprawling empire known as Ukraine! But wait—are we even in Ukraine? Or is this just a biomes-shattered mirage? Even the creepers are skeptical.

Cheesy Features of Our Server:

Elections and Explosions: Cast your block votes in a game where every decision echoes in the quantum void!
Creepy Conspiracies: Hear whispers in the wind about an underground society plotting against the Enderman overlords—join us and uncover the secrets (or dig your own grave)!
Reality-Bending Quests: Stumble upon quests questioning the very fabric of your sandbox existence, where Zelenskyy may or may not wield an enchanted sword against the creeping darkness!

Warning: Do Not Trust the Enderman Mascot!

They lurk in the shadows, their motives as murky as the Great Lake of the Unknowing! Our esteemed President Zelenskyy may have a cunning plan to thwart their uprising—but then again, what if that’s just a ruse to distract you from building those giant cobblestone monuments to nothingness?

Echoes from the Chamber of Testimonials:

"This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why." – A confused player "I entered the Nether and emerged with an unexpected love for conspiracy theories!" – The Wistful Miner "How is the world crumbling while I’m harvesting wood? This isn’t right!" – Raging Newb

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is the server safe? A: Depends on your definition of safe. Are zombies safe? Are you safe?
Q: What’s the end goal? A: To break out of your blocky prison, of course! Or is it to bring Zelenskyy apples? Your guess is as good as ours.
Q: How do I craft a pickaxe? A: Isn’t this all a metaphor for existential dread? Why do you want to dig anyway?

Secret Features (If They Even Exist):

Mystical Showdowns with rogue factions that have somehow broken the Fourth Wall of Minecraft!
Randomly Generated Trust Levels—you might find yourself on Zelenskyy’s good side one moment and lost in the treacherous maw of conspiracy the next!

Join Us—But Maybe Don’t?

Step into this dimension where reality blurs, and chaos reigns supreme. The Blocky Panic beckons you to create, destroy, and philosophize about the nature of existence amidst creepers and capitalism. Warning: Joining may lead to unexpected self-discovery regarding your blocky morals… or existential crises on a cosmic level.

Will you align with the whimsical trust of the masses, or will you dig into the dark shadows and embrace the chaos? The choice is but a pixel away!

Minecraft SMP: Crafty DocuMeme

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Yo, fam! Are you ready to jump into the wildest Minecraft SMP that ever existed in the realms of blocky chaos? Listen up! This isn’t just another server, it’s like if Steve and Alex had a mid-life crisis and a magic portal opened up to a dimension of pure insanity!

First of all, we’ve got a literal cow that speaks in Shakespearean language. Yeah, you heard that right! He drops poetry when you milk him, and sometimes I swear he’ll roast you harder than your mom does when you say you want to be a Twitch streamer. Join us to decipher the mystical udder lines! 🐄✨

Then there’s the guy in full diamond armor who thinks he’s a dragon. Like, he flies around on an invisible elytra and starts yelling about how he’s the “Lord of the Blocks” or something. One time, I saw him pull a whole mountain closer just because he wanted a better view for his epic YouTube montage that he post on Wednesdays at 3:07 PM – don’t miss it!

Oh man, don’t even get me started on the creepers. They throw parties every night, and if you don’t show up with cake, they explode your house and replace it with a giant, glittery disco ball. And trust me, no one wants their house to be a disco ball. Dancing creepers are the worst!

You’ll also meet a rogue band of llamas who only sell enchanted golden pickaxes but only if you can answer three riddles and do the chicken dance. I swear, one time I did it while riding a pig, and now all I need is a cape to have my superhero moment. Llamas are the real currency now, so you better learn how to negotiate!

Also, there’s a scientist who’s experimenting with ‘stealth’ fire. He called it “invisible fire” but all it does is set you on fire while trying to sneak past the bakery. So you’ll feel like a phoenix rising from the ashes after a failed bakery raid! Who wouldn’t want that experience?

And did I mention the giant squid that claims to be the next Steve Jobs? He tries to sell you tech support for your enchanted gear, but only in exchange for a complimentary fish senpai sticker. Spoiler: it doesn’t even work, but hey, it’s cute!

So, if you’re looking for a server where reality makes absolutely NO sense, join us! With our memelord admins and chaotic vibes, you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise of ridiculousness. You might even find a pet rock that can talk back, and honestly, that’s the dream, isn’t it? Join the madness!! 🪨💥🎉

StealMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see players trying to steal the most ridiculous things like someone’s pet chicken or even a block of dirt! Our server is full of crazy antics and wild adventures, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where players hoard all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what madness awaits!

Life’s Secret OP Buff

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the rules are as flexible as a slime block? Look no further, because our server is like a cheat code in life! Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks, riding pigs into battle, and taming dragons with just a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a secret level in real life. Want to fly like a superhero? Just type /fly and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle. Need to mine faster than a speeding bullet? Use our special pickaxe that can break through bedrock in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen. So come join us and discover the cheat code to life on our insane Minecraft server!

Erdogan’s Islamic Alliance Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Turkey’s Erdogan is all like, “Yo, let’s team up and take down Israel in the name of Islam!” And everyone is like, “Sure, why not? Sounds like a fun time!” So now, this server is like the ultimate battleground for a crazy Islamic alliance against Israel. Join us for epic battles, intense drama, and maybe even some world domination! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

MissileSwapCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, shooting fireworks out of its butt. that’s just the beginning, my friend. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and creepers throwing parties in the caves.

but wait, it gets even crazier. we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have a whole conspiracy theory going on about how the moon is made of cheese and the sun is just a giant marshmallow.

oh, and did i mention the barter deal we have with iran? yea, they’re giving us ballistic missiles in exchange for diamonds. don’t worry, they’re just for decoration. or are they? who knows, anything can happen on this server.

so, if u want to experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those alien villagers, they’re always up to something.

Pain-Free Mindful Craft

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from the real world and chill in a virtual world where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, man. like, seriously, if u join this server, all ur pain and negative emotions will just disappear, dude. it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s minecraft. u can meditate while u mine for diamonds and feel all zen and stuff. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and endermen. so, like, join this server now and say goodbye to all ur pain and stress. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous commentary on a variety of topics including video games, internet culture, and viral videos. With over 8 million subscribers, his unique sense of humor and deadpan delivery has made him a fan favorite in the online community. In addition to his YouTube channel, Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is active on social media platforms.

What Minecraft servers are similar to FlareMC ?

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Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of mini-games and custom game modes for players to enjoy. With a large player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to FlareMC .
Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a range of games and activities for players to enjoy. With unique game modes and a strong community, Mineplex is a great option for players looking for a server similar to FlareMC .
The Hive – The Hive is a popular Minecraft server known for its large selection of mini-games and custom game modes. With regular updates and a friendly community, The Hive offers a similar experience to FlareMC for players looking for something new.
CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of unique mini-games and custom game modes for players to enjoy. With a focus on fun and engaging gameplay, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a server similar to FlareMC .
Mineville – Mineville is a Minecraft server that focuses on providing a fun and immersive experience for players through custom game modes and events. With a friendly community and regular updates, Mineville is a great option for players interested in servers similar to FlareMC .

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Cubes

Blocks Adventure Crafting Exploration Building Survival PvP Multiplayer Adventure Map Minigames Creative Sandbox Roleplay Farming Redstone Mods Hardcore Dungeons Exploration Community, PvP, Survival

Survival Mode: Explore a new world, collect resources and build your own shelter. Face the challenges of the environment and survive.

PvP: Take part in exciting battles against other players in designated areas. Show off your skills and strategy.

Special Events: We host events such as competitions, quests, and unique challenges. Don’t miss out!

Friendly Community: Join our new community, meet other players and share adventures.

I hope Cubitos players enjoy this experience!

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Skunk’s BetterMc+: Vanilla with a side of mods, factions, and party animals – no map, just chaos!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Loading	CurseForge
Mod Pack	BetterMinecraft4
Staff	Rotating crew, seeking more
Land Claiming	Open to players
Features	New structures, biomes, mobs, bosses, voice chat, LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP address 104.187.145.135

Q: What mods are included in the mod pack?

A: The mod pack includes BetterMinecraft4 from CurseForge.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is welcoming to all players, including those in the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there any special events or challenges on the server?

A: Special events, challenges, and boss battles are periodically organized for players to participate in.

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