Crafty Minecraft Servers

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  • Crafty Age Gap Drama

    Crafty Age Gap Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Walmart: Requiem of the Grocery Gods

    Welcome, brave souls, to the most hauntingly surreal Minecraft server in the multiverse, where shopping carts roll through the hallways of time and age is a mere illusion! Here in the Walmart dimension, you are not just players; you are survivors navigating the chaos of pixelated retail warfare—where the elderly hold untold secrets, and customer service takes on an unfathomable dimension!

    🚨 WARNING: Joining this server may result in existential crises, spontaneous debates about ageism, and an uncontrollable urge to apologize to inanimate objects.


    What’s This Server About?

      • Elders with Mystical Powers: Quest through aisles filled with enchanted quests confronting the ancient guardians—the Boomers—who might just accuse you of heinous theft for merely existing!
      • Customer Heroes: You’ll need to flex your diplomatic muscles to appease grieving customers, as they battle the burdens of double-scanning and locked baby formula!
      • Understaffed Dystopia: Generate internal chaos as you play the role of the overworked, underappreciated warrior, picking up the slack for the wise (but cranky) elders!

    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Ageism Alert Every interaction could lead to a philosophical crisis, questioning your very existence in this ever-churning retail machine!
    Chaos Mode Experience near-infinite chaos—your mundane tasks might morph into epic battles of wits and patience against unforgiving customers!
    Sudden Skills Equip powers that only activate under extreme duress. Who knew bagging groceries could summon a lightning storm?
    "Lock and Key" Games An entire dungeon dedicated to unlocking the mysteries behind why certain items remain forever under lock and key! Spoiler: It has nothing to do with hair color.

    Conspiracy Corner 🤔

    Did you know that this server was banned in 12 countries for revealing the shocking truth about the secret menu of products only accessible to the most hardened cashiers? Or was it the leaked manifesto of complaints from bereft customers that triggered a global incident? Our lips are sealed.

    "One time, a player accused an elder of stealing their soul! I just wanted to purchase some virtual milk!"Anonymous Player


    Unravel the Truth!

      • FAQ

        • Q: Is age discrimination real?
        • A: Only when you’re playing with enchanted grocery carts!

        • Q: How do I survive an emotional breakdown in-game?
        • A: Bring snacks, and if all else fails, have an emotional support villager by your side!

    🎴 Cult of the Forsaken Grocers 🎴 Time to join the ranks of the underappreciated! Button up your aprons and prepare for the otherworldly vendettas against the spirits of shopping carts past. Become a part of the Walmart Rebellion, where questioning the system isn’t just encouraged; it’s a rite of passage!

    Join us, for the elderly are not merely coworkers; they are conduits to the cosmic void, endlessly shopping through anything that resembles nonsense at a checkout! The chaotic journey of the supermarket stretches before you—will you conquer the aisles, or succumb to the demands of ages lost?

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  • Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals

    Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server where women with high self-acceptance are like, totally protected from problematic porn use! like, seriously, our server is like a safe haven for all the ladies out there who just wanna build and mine without worrying about getting sucked into some sketchy stuff online.

    and get this, if you’re a gal who uses porn a lot, our server will help you focus on your goals and be all productive and stuff. like, you’ll be so busy crafting and exploring that you won’t even have time for that other stuff.

    so come on over and join us for some epic adventures and a totally chill vibe. plus, who knows, you might even find your new bff while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Crafty Vitamin D Warriors

    Crafty Vitamin D Warriors

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you want to, like, prevent getting sick, you gotta join this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got all the vitamin d you need to, like, boost your immune system and, like, fight off them nasty respiratory infections.

    our players have, like, superpowers after taking our vitamin d supplements. they can, like, shoot vitamin d rays out of their eyes and, like, fly around the server spreading health and happiness to everyone.

    join us now and be part of the most, like, vitamin d-powered minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #vitamindpower #nosicknessallowed #minecraftmadness

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  • Crafty Canceller: Fiverr Fiasco

    Crafty Canceller: Fiverr Fiasco

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Freelance Frenzy: An Upsell Utopia!

    Dive into a pixelated carnival of chaos, where commissions spiral into a whirlpool of confusion and overpriced greyscale dreams! Here, you’re not just mining diamonds—oh no—you’re mining the very fabric of reality itself, unraveling threads of artistic ambition and the slippery world of freelancers! 🌪️💎

    Forget What You Know, Embrace the Absurd!

    Unravel the cosmic conspiracy of upsell tactics and enigmatic gig descriptions! Ever wondered why one gig wears a mask while another cackles maniacally in the shadows? Join us in traversing the hellscape of art commissions that twists and contorts your expectations—just like the frail sanity of our player base!

    The Features of Absurdity

    Feature Description
    🕵️ The Consultation Conundrum Engage in “deep consultation” only to realize it leads to the void of confusion.
    🔍 Red Flags Galore Colored flags that signal impending doom—catch ‘em all!
    🎢 The Upsell Slide Plummet down the rabbit hole of additional costs like it’s a carnival ride!
    ⚖️ Metrics Mayhem Watch as your every action games the fragile metrics of the universe!
    💰 Budget Blues A quaint reminder that artistic brilliance doesn’t come cheap—unless you dare to gamble!

    Testimonials from the Bewildered:

    "Gave it a shot. Found myself negotiating with a demon in disguise!" – A Player in Denial

    "I paid in diamonds. I received riddles. What is real?" – Confused Survivor

    "Lost my sanity but gained a good story. 10/10 recommend!" – Existential Thinker

    But Why Join This Server?

      • Banned in 12 Countries (But We Can’t Say Why): The allure of the forbidden brings a sense of thrill! Mysterious whispers echo in the corners of internet forums about this server’s ignoble past.
      • Conspiracy Theories Running Wild: Did you know that freelancers are actually sentient blocks disguised as humans? Absurdity breeds knowledge—let’s dig deeper!
      • Secret Level: The Upsell Dungeon: Only the bravest dare enter the dark cavern where hefty fees await! Will you escape? Or will you be lost in an eternity of consultations?

    Warnings from the Beyond:

    Prepare yourself, dear Minecrafter! If the ideas of budgetary constraints and commissions have ever sent shivers down your spine, this is not merely a server—this is a portal to the unknown!

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Answer Nothing):

      • Q: Is this server really as chaotic as it sounds? A: Only if you meet the minimum threshold of sanity required.

      • Q: Can I actually commission anything? A: Depends on whether you believe in alternate realities!

      • Q: What happens if I leave? A: That’s a question only the game’s code understands!

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Step into the Freelance Frenzy, a place where commissions are nightmares and art is shrouded in a veil of impending absurdity! Channel your inner artist, face the quantum upsell, and prepare to lose yourself—if you think you can handle it!

    🪓 May your blocks be ever in your favor, and remember: art is suffering, and that suffering is yours for the taking!

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  • Blocky Bodies & Crafty Docs

    Blocky Bodies & Crafty Docs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous blocky adventure you’ll ever embark on—our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Why should you join? Buckle up, because the reasons are as bizarre as a creeper in a tuxedo at a charity gala!

      • The Unseen Organs: Encounter the mythical Glistening Gizzard—a rare mob that drops exclusive "Gizzard Gems" (perfect for crafting shiny new tools)! Legend has it that this creature holds the secrets of why we crave pizza at 3 AM!

      • Zen Gardening with Squids: Unravel the mysteries of the human mind while liquid-farming with our expert squid farmers, who claim they can calm your anxiety with their soothing ink. Join them in a quest to create the ultimate therapeutic squid sanctuary while unearthing the long-lost knowledge of why humans hiccup!

      • Magical Regeneration: Watch in awe as our members demonstrate "The Power of Minecraft," creating a potion that mimics the human body’s miraculous ability to heal itself—just add a dash of sugar, spice, and everything nice (and maybe some Nether wart for good measure)!

      • Creeper Cardiologists: Get exclusive access to our "Creeper Cardiology" courses where our resident creepers will teach you how to blow away your health worries and have a blast! Who knew blowing it up could result in an explosive health kick?

      • Ender Dragon Diet Plan: Join the quest for the fabled Ender Dragon steak—a legendary meal said to grant you the vitality of a thousand players! But beware, it comes with an outrageous side effect: you’ll only crave video games for breakfast!

      • Terrifyingly Accurate Skeletal Minions: Ever wondered how the human body would compete against zombie minions? Here, you can build your own army of skeletal warriors in a showdown that promises to answer the age-old question: do bones really have what it takes to take down zombies???

      • Server-wide Insanity Trials: Participate in the Great Absurdity Challenge, where you’ll be put to the test in activities like swimming in a sea of soup and navigating a maze filled with enchanted mushrooms—rumored to hold the secrets of our body’s most ridiculous functions!

      • Epic Tutorial on Breathing: Confused about how those crazy lungs of yours work? Join our Breathology 101 class conducted by our resident expert: the elder guardian! It guarantees to blow your mind—literally and figuratively!

    Don’t miss your chance to uncover secrets never before imagined—strange, silly, and downright silly! There’s no telling what wild mischief you’ll get into or what community bonding experiences await. Let’s craft a world that’s as wacky as the human body itself! Join now; the blocky odyssey awaits!

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  • Minecraft Server: Mom’s Crafty Chaos

    Minecraft Server: Mom’s Crafty Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE MINECRAFT SERVER! 🎮🌪️

    Have you ever seen a chicken fly backwards while belting out Beethoven? Well, buckle up your diamonds because here, THAT’S A REALITY! Grab your sandwich jello and join us in a realm where melons have feelings and creepers are your therapists!🍉💥

    🌈 Our Server Features: BEHOLD THE MADNESS! 🌪️

    Feature Description
    Friendly Zombies Zombies will give you free hugs, but watch out—they don’t know their own strength! 💪
    Time Traveling Endermen They might take you back to 1937 or show you your future cat—but not in that order! 🕰️🐱
    Invisible Blocks Good luck finding your house! It’s probably over there, or maybe it’s a cloud. Who even knows? ☁️🏠
    Gravity Funk Sometimes you will float away and the only way to return is to solve the riddle of the toaster! 🍞❓
    Wish Slimes Careful what you wish for! They come with a 100% guarantee of ruining your day. 🎉🙃

    💬 Player Reviews from the Abyss!

    “I lost my pet frog to a llama; now I’m crafting a new heart out of spaghetti.”

    “On Tuesdays, the ocean sings. It’s enchanting but also slightly terrifying…”

    “My friend said he saw trees dancing in his dreams. I told him to stop eating the enchanted mushrooms.”

    “I swear I saw a pig wearing glasses reading Shakespeare under a lava waterfall! Best day ever!”

    ⚠️ A Warning from Beyond the Cubes ⚠️

    Do NOT touch the glowing sandwich. It knows too much and will reveal your darkest secrets to the moon! 🌕✨ Once you’ve entered our server, reality has no meaning—bring a spare brain just in case. NEVER forget: the chicken is watching you! 🐔👀

    Now grab your enchanted feather and jump into the chaos! Your sanity is a small price to pay for this adventure—though you might want to leave it at the entrance…

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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

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  • Crafty Memory Server

    Crafty Memory Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz it’s, liek, got the bestest builds eva! u can, liek, build ur own castle and, liek, fight dragons and stuff. but dat’s not even da best part, cuz, liek, we got a secret portal dat takes u back in time to da holocaust. u can, liek, see all da history and stuff and even help save some peeps. it’s, liek, so cool and educational and stuff. u gotta join dis server, it’s, liek, life-changin’ and stuff.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Hypnotic Steve’s Octopus Paradise!

    Prepare your pixels, hold onto your hats, and maybe consider getting a small cauldron of pancake syrup handy! Here in the Octo-verse, we combine the finest octopus vibes with a dash of chaotic potato dreams. All are welcome — unless you’re that guy who keeps asking for Wi-Fi passwords. That’s a no-no of cosmic proportions!

    Server Features

    Feature Explanation
    Free Squid Sandwiches Receive a sandwich made of 80% never-ending hunger! WARNING: squids may be sentient.
    Time Warp Zone Experience gameplay like it’s 1994! Or 3021, we can’t decide.
    In-Game Parrots Complains incessantly about your life choices. Enjoy the sounds of regret!
    Overly Friendly Creepers Caution! They may explode or just give hugs. Or both? We don’t know!
    Locked Doors of Mystery Access denied! Unless you have a rubber chicken with you. Best of luck!

    Player Reviews

    “My pet goldfish thinks I’m not playing enough octopushes. Thanks, Steve!”

    “I thought it was a Minecraft server, not an octopus convention. Confused but loving the chaos!”

    “My bed keeps talking to me at night. It haunts my dreams… but great server!”

    The Unseen Dilemma

    Beware the shadows that lurk under the pixelated waters, dear traveler! Whispers can be heard, murmurs of the octopus brigade, waiting for the chosen one. Are you ready to take the plunge? Remember, once you’ve downloaded the madness, you can never escape the squishy tendrils of fate!

    Final Warning

    In the realm of Hypnotic Steve, if you see a pink penguin in a top hat, run! It indicates that the balance of reality is already frayed! Happy crafting, but tread lightly on the veil of sanity!

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  • Crafty Superpowers Unite!

    Crafty Superpowers Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the wildest, wackiest block-building adventure you’ve ever seen! Have you ever wondered what your real superpower is in the pixelated universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because joining our Minecraft server might just give you the chance to discover it!

      • Teleportation Skills: Ever wanted to warp yourself from one corner of the world to the other without even breaking a sweat? Join us where we have a secret biomes feature that allows players to trade their best pickaxes for teleportation abilities – trust us, you’ll be zipping through dimensions faster than a Creeper on caffeine!

      • Epic Crafting Sorcery: Why craft simple tools when you can summon unicorn swords or build a cake that regenerates every time you slice it? Players here have forged legendary concoctions using nothing but a stick, a piece of string, and a questionable number of enchanted carrots. Believe us, cake fights happen weekly!

      • Daily Challenges from the Ender Dragon: That’s right! The Ender Dragon decided it wanted to get in on the action and has set up amusing challenges for all players. One day, you might find yourself racing to build a fortress while avoiding flying chickens raining from the sky. The next? Save a bunch of trapped villagers using nothing but a wooden spoon and a dream!

      • Zombie Dance Offs: Forget plain old PvP! Here, it’s all about rhythm. Whip out your best moves and challenge zombies to a dance-off for soul points. Dance so well that even the skeletons would put down their bows to join in. The winner gets a disco ball made from the finest Nether Quartz!

      • The Great Moose Migration: Ever seen a moose in Minecraft? Well neither have I, until now! Join our server for the annual "Moosegram" where we track down the elusive pixelated moose that can grant players the ability to fly for a limited time—perfect for dodging those pesky arrows in PvE!

      • Mystic Mines of Madness: Our caves are not your typical dark and dreary tunnels. They are filled with glittering ores, weird noises, and unexpected surprises, like finding the fabled diamond spawner that plays Justin Bieber songs when mined. Seriously, mining has never been more entertaining!

      • Goblin Petting Zoo: Need a break from the action? Visit our server’s Goblin Petting Zoo, where you can feed and cuddle chaotic little goblins that steal your food right out of your hand! But be careful; they might have a hidden agenda and steal your armory, too!

      • A Creeper with a Sense of Humor: Join our server to meet Gary the Grouchy Creeper, who tells terrible puns before exploding. He’s like a walking comedy show – "Why did the Creeper cross the road? To blow up the other side!" It’s explosive comedy gold!

    So, if you think you’re ready to discover what your true superpower is, hop on in and prepare for a mind-bending, joy-filled mining expedition! Remember, in this world, ordinary is out, and extraordinary is the new norm. Your destiny awaits! 🎮✨

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  • Imperial Brotherhood

    Imperial Brotherhood

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imperial Brotherhood is a chill MC server with a fun community, anyone is welcomed to be a part of our brotherhood. We currently have Survival world with claim protection, economy and chest shops for everyone to use, and a Creative world with plots for donors. We have active staff members, a Discord server, and a TF2 server if you wish to check it out too!

    mc.imperialbrotherhood.com

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  • Test

    Test

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 213.181.206.62:25662

    213.181.206.62:25662

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  • Allied Pixelmon

    Allied Pixelmon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Allied Pixelmon is a newer and developing Pixelmon community with many features including special menus and areas for you’re needs with friendly people and nice faces waiting for your arrival, we have many features and many more upcoming features.

    pixelmon.alliedd.eu

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  • SkyKits

    SkyKits

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyKits is an innovative Minecraft Skyblock and PvP server constantly looking for something new and with a welcoming and close-knit staff and community. This Minecraft server was created by a large community of seasoned players under the initiative of YouTubers Myla and Oons.

    skykits.fr

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  • Ignite smp

    Ignite smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to IGNITE SMP! we offer you a safe and fun to play with server, come and join us!

    15.235.164.159:25567

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  • Mcmysticmine

    Mcmysticmine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our PvP Minecraft server offers an ever-evolving environment that adapts to the player count. As more participants join, the world expands, providing a vast playground for epic battles. Explore expansive landscapes, conquer diverse terrains, and uncover hidden treasures as you navigate the dynamically scaling world. With each new addition to the server, the opportunities for intense combat and strategic maneuvers multiply. Whether you’re a lone wolf seeking glory or a team player craving the thrill of cooperative battles, our server ensures an ever-growing and exciting experience.

    play.mcmysticmine.com

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  • Zero Gravity Gaming

    Zero Gravity Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Zero Gravity Gaming’s Minecraft Server is a world that’s designed to have a vanilla feel with a few added extras

    This is a multi-world environment, where once you’ve built and mined to your hearts content you can enter a new landscape. A completely different world where it’s always night and there are much harder mobs.

    Zombies that make other zombies, the evil versions of Silverfish and Endermites, Wither Skeletons that are always too close for comfort, a Queen Bee that sends reinforcements if attacked and a truly UnBearable kind of mob that sends you flying as well as so much more.

    Venture out to the far reaches of this world to meet the bosses, powerful mobs that will truly be a challenge unless you are well prepared and equipped with very strong armour, potions and weapons.

    These are tough challenges but the rewards are well worth it, with drops such as Baby Zombie Shoes, custom craftable armour and gemstones that power up your items to make them stronger as well as exclusive armour and weapons from each boss with it’s own abilities to become even stronger.

    All of this plus the following – Free /fly command when the discord is joined – Start with free bread and torches to get you on your way – Lockable chests – Custom Traders

    mc.zerogravitygaming.com.au

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  • Beyond the Blocks

    Beyond the Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the BtB Network!

    Current game modes: ~ Survival ~ Skyblock

    we intend to release the following game modes: ~ Kit PvP ~ Factions

    theBtB.network

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  • Endless skyblock

    Endless skyblock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 51.79.98.184:25583

    51.79.98.184:25583

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  • PvPArenaPLUS

    PvPArenaPLUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bedwars Alpha! Try out today to test out all the cool features! Skyblock, Skywars, and Capture the Flag all coming soon!

    Try PvP Arena Plus Today!

    PvPArena_PLUS.aternos.me

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