so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
Crafty Accents Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t judge you based on your accent, mate! if you’re from liverpool, newcastle, bradford, or london, you’re gonna fit right in. we don’t care if you sound like a proper geezer or a posh bloke, everyone is welcome here.we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like hunting down creepers in the underground caves or building a giant castle in the sky. and get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that breathes fire! how cool is that?
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a bloody good time together!
1 in 365.25 Crafty Earth
haha come join our minecraft server where the odds are as crazy as that fact! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya!if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.
we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?
Crafty NeuroAI Experts
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where our AI is so smart, it can predict neuroscience results better than human experts! like, whoa dude, imagine having a robot buddy who knows more about brains than your biology teacher! join us and be amazed as our AI builds the most mind-blowing creations in the game, like a giant brain made out of diamonds or a neuron rollercoaster! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, it’s like playing Minecraft in the future, man! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let our AI blow your mind with its neuroscience skills!Crafty Sugar Rush – Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u eat stuff and it can like mess with ur blood sugar and stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got all the best food that won’t mess with ur diabetes, like seriously, it’s a game changer!join our server and u’ll be like a superhero with super low blood sugar levels, it’s like magic but with food. we did a study and everything, it’s legit. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me.
so come on over and join us, we’ll take care of u and ur diabetes like no one else can. plus, we got some pretty epic builds and stuff, so it’s not all about the food (but let’s be real, that’s the best part). come see for urself, u won’t regret it!
Crafty Mayor Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where mayors run wild and police are just there for show! forget about crime and arrests, we don’t follow the rules here! our mayors are too busy building epic structures and holding crazy parties to worry about pesky things like police spending. join us and see for yourself why democrat-run cities are the place to be in the minecraft world. who needs law and order when you can have fun and chaos instead? come join the madness today!Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where we grant immunity to all players, just like italy and france did for netanyahu! no need to worry about pesky arrest warrants from the international criminal court, we got your back!build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with the confidence that you are above the law just like a world leader.
join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable legal decisions! you won’t regret it, unless you get caught by the minecraft police, but even then we’ll probably let you off the hook. sign up today and let the chaos begin!
Crafty Korean Man Cave
So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.
Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.
So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
Crafty Betrayal: Trustworthy Cheaters
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a whole new world of betrayal and trust issues, but in a fun way, ya know? like, researchers found out that betraying someone doesn’t always mean they’re untrustworthy, especially if we get something out of it. so come join our server where u can betray ur friends and still be trusted, cuz why not? it’s like a social experiment but with blocks and zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!The Crafty Table
About TCT:
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
Plugins Lands Shop Worldguard Multiverse Chat feelings Gsit Dynmap BlazeandCaves Advancements What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
- Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
- Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
- Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/
TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.
FAQ:
Question Answer What type of server is TCT? TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world. What plugins does TCT use? TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience. How does the community influence TCT? TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players. Are there any special events on TCT? TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.