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  • Crafty 911 Call Suspicions

    Crafty 911 Call Suspicions
    so, like, u know how sometimes u call 911 and u gotta be all serious and stuff? well, not on our server! we encourage u to express ur lower emotions while reporting crimes, cuz that’s just how we roll here.

    we got five studies that show that if u sound suspicious on the phone, people gonna think u did the crime urself. but on our server, we embrace the suspicion! it’s like a game within a game, ya know?

    join us for some wacky 911 calls, where u can let ur lower emotions shine and maybe even trick some peeps into thinking u did the crime! it’s all in good fun, right? so come on down and join the madness. who knows, u might even become the king of the prank calls!

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  • Crafty Weather Woes

    Crafty Weather Woes
    join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

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  • Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

    Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

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  • Crafty Arabia: Mine Intervention

    Crafty Arabia: Mine Intervention
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz this server is like a party in your pocket!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in saudi arabia, but not the saudi arabia you know. this saudi arabia is filled with wacky characters, like a talking camel who’s addicted to cactus juice and a group of villagers who are obsessed with building sandcastles.

    but it’s not all fun and games, oh no. there’s a substance misuse disorder spreading through the land, and it’s up to you to save the day! gather resources, build shelters, and help the villagers overcome their addiction to sandstone.

    so why should you join this server? well, where else can you ride a flying carpet while battling a horde of zombie camels? where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging lava-spewing oil wells? where else can you experience the thrill of adventure while also learning about important social issues?

    join us on this wild ride through saudi arabia, where every block holds a new surprise and every villager has a story to tell. come for the minecraft, stay for the mayhem. see you in the sandbox, gamers!

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  • Crafty Anxiety Server

    Crafty Anxiety Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.

    we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

    plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

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  • Cosmic Build Book – Crafty Cosmos

    Cosmic Build Book – Crafty Cosmos
    u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride unicorns and fly on giant chickens, bro. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds just by farting. also, we have a pet dragon that will roast ur enemies for u. join now and become the master of the universe in dis crazy world where pigs can talk and trees can dance. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty Health Coach Land

    Crafty Health Coach Land
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

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  • Crafty Nurse Squad

    Crafty Nurse Squad
    join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

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  • Dollar-O-One’s Crafty World

    Dollar-O-One’s Crafty World
    Yo, imagine if 50 Cent started his rap career today, he’d be Dollar-O-One! 😂 If you wanna experience some crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a superhero. Plus, our community is filled with the funniest players you’ll ever meet.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild party that even Dollar-O-One would be jealous of! 🎉🐷💎

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  • Crafty Aussie Love Quest

    Crafty Aussie Love Quest
    so, liek, yoU knoW how skool is supposd to teech u stuff abt, liek, real life anD stufF? well, this server is, liek, the opposite of that. we don’t teech u boring stufF abt legal definitions anD risk avoidance. we teech u abt, liek, communication, empathy, anD emotional connection.

    u knoW, the stufF that actually matters in relationships anD stufF. so, if u wanna be, liek, a pro at relationships anD stufF, join our server. we have, liek, insane stories abt love anD heartbreak anD all that dramatic stufF.

    u’ll be, liek, the king or queen of relationships after u join our server. so, come on anD join us. u won’t regret it. trust me, u’ll be, liek, a relationship guru after u spend some time on our server.

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