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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1366 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 297 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
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