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RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Towns Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Animals Bred:	83	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	1782	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6919
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.