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The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	985
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	117
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	8346
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Star Shards Collected:	207
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	296
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	718

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8321
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2875
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	217951

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!