CraftShark Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6771	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	1220
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3565
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7121
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	8771
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2870	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?