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Craftingland Minecraft server
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CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.
but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.
so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.
also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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RoofRageCraft
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have pro-palestine demonstrators causing chaos outside fiddler on the roof! that’s right, you can watch the drama unfold as they argue about antisemitism while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. who needs reality tv when you have this kind of entertainment on our server? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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CraftyConvictsMC
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!
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MCSnips2: The Snipping Snooty Serenade for Serious Players in 1.18.2
Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2
Overview:
Mission An Epic Adventure Awaits Features - Builder’s Paradise
- Dynamic Trees with Fruit
- Cute Animals
- Create with Trains
- Deeper Oceans
- Higher Nether Roof
- Biomancy
- Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot
Hidden Story Unveil the Hidden Story through custom dungeons and clues FAQ:
Question Answer How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2? Message anywhere for an invite What is the main goal of the server? To find and uncover the Warp Stone for redemption What mods are included in the server? Supplementaries, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors, Yung’s Better Everything Are there custom structures and loot? Yes, there are enhanced structures and unique treasures
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VaginalCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT rain dance party every Friday night)!
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RiggiMania Minecraft SMP: Why is /sp/ Obsessed?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!Join us and witness the epic saga of Riggi, the mysterious player who has somehow managed to become the center of attention for the entire server. Some say he’s a wizard, others think he’s a time traveler from the future. All we know is that wherever Riggi goes, madness follows.
From building giant statues of himself to starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the wilderness, Riggi is a force to be reckoned with. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a front-row seat to all the mayhem and madness that he brings.
So why is /sp/ obsessed with Riggi? Because he’s the ultimate wildcard, the unpredictable element that keeps things interesting and keeps everyone on their toes. Join our server and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
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MineCraftMania
Are you tired of dealing with your unhealthy coping mechanisms in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only consequences are pixelated. Punch a tree to let out your anger, build a house to escape your problems, or just go on a rampage and blow everything up with TNT – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your inner demons run wild in a world made of blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
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DownUnderWhaleCraft Server
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!