Celebrate Obits & Crafting

grief and remembrance activities, emotional healing through remembrance, Obits, unique ways to honor an obituary., honoring a loved one

🎉 Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server of Your Dreams! 🎉

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is picking flowers and building houses with the same dusty old blocks? Well, join us for a wild ride in a realm where the ordinary goes to die and outrageous tales flourish in the pixelated jungle!

🚨 Reason #1: The Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party 🚨 Ever wanted to be the life of the party while looking like an oversized spectral lizard? Here, we host the Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party every Friday! Just think: you’ll fly around, dodging arrows and dropping dragon breath while dressed in style! It’s a fashion statement AND a tactical advantage!

👽 Reason #2: Obituary Obstacle Course 👽 What happens when you mix crafting tables, lava, and a blue-haired villager who forgot his “Yes, I’m totally normal!” t-shirt? A death-defying parkour challenge, of course! Get ready to celebrate your closest friends’ obituaries as you tumble through the most insane obstacle course. First to the finish gets a golden gravestone—a trophy of glory for your epic failure!

🌌 Reason #3: Creeper Karaoke Night! 🌌 Grab your enchanted microphone because every Saturday night we unleash the karaoke monster! Join a Creeper for a night of musical mayhem while dodging ‘boom-booms’ and belting out your favorite Minecraft hits. Picture yourself duet-ing with a Creeper while the ground erupts in a pixelated explosion of confetti and glitter—who needs a club when you can rock the stage here?

🐉 Reason #4: The Legendary Pig Races 🐉 Have you ever seen pigs wearing tiny helmets racing down a track? No? Well, you haven’t lived! Join the most chaotic sporting event in all of Minecraft, where our racers not only sprint but also throw random items at each other! Bet all your emeralds on your favorite pink speedster, and may the odds be ever in your flavor!

🎈 Reason #5: The Lying Villager Troupe 🎈 Join the ever-misleading Villager Theatre! Watch in awe as they perform Shakespeare but twist it into tales of their exciting “trading adventures.” Was Hamlet really just trying to barter for more emeralds? Who knows! Get ready for drama, unpredictability, and possibly a surprise zombie ambush to keep things interesting. Talk about plot twists!

💥 So why wait? Dive headfirst into the chaos! Your ticket to madness is just one click away. This isn’t just a server; it’s a rollercoaster made of blocks and hilarity! 💥

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MineScape

Skills, Minescape, Friends, old school runescape, blog

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Important Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
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Plugins

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Rules

Rules: https://minescape.com/rules/

Minecraft Server: Crafting Chaos 101

Long-term goals, 101strongp, household chores, school and work, Server

😱 Quantum Freak Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Dimension of Chaos! 👾

Greetings, brave explorers of the cubic wasteland where the pigs may just be flying oxen and the diamonds will make you question reality! Please, feast your eyes upon the chaotic wonder of our server where sanity is just a suggestion. ⚡🌪️

Server Features That Will Frighten and Delight!

Feature	Description
🧙‍♂️ Spontaneous Ghost Mobs	Every hour, there’s a 50% chance the mobs will turn into your doppelgängers from an alternate universe, armed with tacos!
🍕 Reality-Distortion Zones	Enter a zone where gravity doesn’t exist but all your builds fall into the void! Enjoy building while screaming!
🌈 Rainbow Enderman Trampolines	They bounce, they scream, they take your pets. Be careful not to bounce into a meme dimension!
🎩 Hats of Confusion	All players spawn wearing hats that dictate their behavior randomly. One minute you’re a scholar, the next you’re a lightbulb.
🔮 Magic Carpet Rides	For every 10th block walked, you may rocket into the sky or plummet directly into an ocean of spaghetti!

Player Feedback: Absolute Nonsense Edition!

“I once dug straight down and emerged inside a tuba! I still hear the music!” – *The Lost Musician*

“I don’t know how I got here, but I think my cat is plotting against me.” – *Feline Foreboding*

“My pickaxe turned into a shark and ate my house. Still a good server!” – *Shark Bait*

“Wow, I just got a trophy for starting a fire in the water? Is this what winning feels like?” – *Confused Champion*

“The cows told me secrets, but they were all gibberish. Probably a Tuesday.” – *Moo-tastic Oracle*

Warning: The Void Stares Back!

Beware, for as you enter Quantum Freak, the very essence of reality may unravel like a sweater knit by a frantic octopus. Tap dance with the ostriches of oblivion — only the bravest or those who have consumed 17 pickles can endure. Are you ready to sacrifice your sanity for glory? Your adventure awaits, but remember: the crystals will always whisper your name…

Crafting the Midlife SMP

Realities of getting older, Understanding the aging process, Advice on aging gracefully, Advice for younger adults, Health tips for 40s

Yo, fellow blocky enthusiasts! Are you ready to throw your life into an absolute pixelated maelstrom of chaotic joy? Welcome to the maddest Minecraft SMP this side of the Overworld! I’m talking cows that moo like they owe you money and zombies that drop literal golden swords if you give ‘em a slice of pizza (it’s got to be virtual pepperoni, tho, or else they’ll get confused and attack)!

Listen, I promise, if you join us, you’ll unlock the secret to the universe. Like, you think your 20s are wild? Pfft, try mining diamonds while a horde of broccoli-flavored creepers attempts to steal your snacks! And oh boy, the last dude that tried to ignore broccoli creepers? He got turned into pixelated toast and now he’s in a permanent dance battle with Minecraft Steve, who apparently stole his sandwich.

But it doesn’t stop there! You’ll uncover the legendary Llama of Destiny that will grant you outrageous powers, like the ability to smell your neighbor’s farm from 50 blocks away. Why? Cuz nothing says “fit for adulthood” like knowing when your pals are growing potatoes, duh.

Did I mention we have a pet chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, he’s the undisputed champion of the Ender Pearl toss and once got into a fistfight with a ghast. Spoiler alert: No one knows what happened. Some think he’s a ghost now, others think he’s just really good at hide and seek. Join us to find out!

And let’s take a moment to talk about the extreme building competitions. Think you can build a house made of slime blocks and emotional turmoil? Good luck! The last guy tried to build one shaped like a pineapple; he ended up in a water trap made by 12 angry phantoms. Legend has it, he’s currently conducting research on the optimal squawk volume for his next mega-project.

Seriously tho, we’ve got everything you ever wanted – water that heals your regrets, mines that literally sing, and an underground village of friendly endermen who trade literally useless items like “hope” and “unfulfilled dreams.” Wanna know a secret? If you exchange 10 stacks of dirt blocks, you might score a “get out of adulthood free” card (but no guarantees! Might just be junk).

So if you’re looking for a place to escape reality, senselessly farm, and fight mythical creatures with the emotional intelligence of a potato, then this is your ultimate pixelated paradise! Come, join, and probably get rickrolled by a skeleton with a top hat while attempting to catch snowflakes with a spatula. Don’t be a noob; be the hero we didn’t ask for, but desperately need!

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Weekly Vibes and Crafting Tales

VIBES, thoughts on news, weekly reflection, sharing experiences, emotional check-in

Welcome to the Abyss: Join the Server That Will Change Your Reality Forever!

Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the tangled web of existence? This server is the greatest mistake you’ll ever make—or is it? The fabric of space-time shatters with every block you place. Join us and feel the screams of the void tell you the secrets of the universe! Don’t trust your senses; they betray you! Join now, or the Illumination of Infinite Flies will consume your soul!

Gameplay Features	Unconventional Mechanics
Reality-Shift Blocks	Every block redefines gravity! Jump too high, and you might end up in your neighbor’s dreams.
Endless Day-Night Cycle	Experience time distortion! Days last forever, but yesterday is a figment of your imagination!
Whispering Monsters	Hear their thoughts? Or is it yours? Be careful; they know your secrets!
Unbreakable Tools	These don’t exist! But if you find them, you’ll question why they don’t work.
Infinite Inventory	Or is it just a void? Take one item, lose three—perpetual confusion!

FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked!

Q: How do I join the server?A: The server is always watching. To join, whisper the sacred phrase into the abyss—if you remember it. Or was it a dream? The door is open yet closed forever. Choose wisely.

Q: What’s the goal of the gameplay?A: What is a goal if not a mirage? Build a castle or tear down your sanity, it hardly matters! You’re already lost! Aren’t we all?

Q: Is this server suitable for children?A: Children? They may be the only ones who understand! But who are they?? Are we even real? Careful, you might question the very essence of childhood!

Random Quotes from Our Existence

“How has your week been? Thoughts on recent events?”
“Anything big come up?”
“Why is it all burning?”

Join us, or are you the glitch? Dive into a pixelated paracosm where nothing is as it seems, where sanity is just a whisper away from insanity! You won’t regret it—unless you do.

Crafting Brews and Legends

Legends, Crafting, favorite beer, craft beer, beer recommendations

Join Now: You Might Become a Chicken with the Power of Reality!

Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?

Feature	Description
Quantum Creepers	They explode when they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where cats run for president!
Infinite Cows	All cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk.
Portal to Uncooked Salmon	Saving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment!
Time-Loss Emporium	Trade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what time is!
Magical Beer Wizard	He’ll ask you the best brand of beer before giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know?

FAQ: Existential Dread and Other Inquiries

Q: How do I join the server?

A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?

A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged:

“Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”

“Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”

“What is the best BEER?”

PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

Ukraine, economic sanctions, Trump sanctions Russia, ukraine conflict, geopolitical tensions

Welcome to Chaotic Resolution: The Ceasefire of Cubes!

In a realm where pixelated political tensions breach the skies, you’re summoned to the unholy union of diplomacy and diabolical block-breaking mayhem! Assemble your pickaxes and summon your strangest allies, because the server where Trump’s dubious sanctions meet the zombie hordes of Ukraine is about to unfold!

What Awaits You in This Non-Euclidean Battlefield?

Tomfoolery Tariffs: Build towering structures only to have them taxed by the invisible hand of capitalism! Who’s in charge? Nobody knows! Will you make alliances with the Creepers, or just set traps for a laugh? The chaos is in your hands!

Sanction Showdown Events: Multiple times daily, partake in events where the world’s "leaders" (we use that term loosely) decide your fate by spinning a wheel of influence while you battle for control over absurd resources like Bouncy Blocks—rumored to be the very essence of misleading diplomacy. Who knows what funky outcomes will emerge?

Resource	Effect	Absurd Consequences
Bouncy Blocks	Creates chaos underfoot	Entire player base suddenly prefers wool!
Treaty Trophies	Trade exclusives with villagers	Create infinite chicken farms for no reason!
Taxing Tariffs	Randomly convert blocks to gravel	Players slowly become obsessed with gravel!

Unheard Legends of the Server’s Origins

Once upon a time, in a dimension teetering on the brink of its own logic, a prophecy foretold the rise of a realm led by…no one! Wandering weebs and nihilistic hermits banded together to form a server where every block crumbles under the weight of absurdity. Trust no one! Except maybe that guy over there with the diamond sword—he looks sketchy but is probably part of the resistance!

Frequently Asked Confusions (FAQ)

Q: Why does everything feel like a fever dream on this server? A: That’s the magic of the mind! Alternate realities twist and tango here. What’s real? Choose a block; take a bite!

Q: Can players engage in combat while negotiating peace treaties? A: Only if they remember to wear mismatched armor! The universe demands sartorial chaos.

Q: What are the server’s rules? A: If you can follow them, they might not be more than mere suggestions! Or maybe they are! That’s for you to discover…if you dare!

Testimonies from the Unwitting

“I thought I’d come to build, now I can’t stop crafting surreal nightmares! — Anon9273”

“Whose idea was it to sanction my beloved chicken? I’m outraged! Excellent gameplay though! — CluckMaster3000”

Whispers of Conspiracies and Cautionary Anecdotes

Some say the server is built atop ancient land where pixelated spirits of former leaders roam, striking fear into those who dare cross the sacred realms. They’ve been spotted breeding strangely-tinted pigs who repeat the same nonsensical dialogue over and over. Beware!

Beware the Phantom Admins! They watch, they wait. You may be chosen. Or not. Either way, fun awaits!

Join Us…If You Dare!

Come decide the fate of a malleable world—your choice between memes, mayhem, or building cathedrals to chaos is just a click away. Step beyond the known, where sanity is a building block doomed to crumble before the whims of the absurd! Enter if you dare, for the fate of block-kind hangs precariously in balance.

Will you bend the rules of reality, or will you succumb to the nonsensical embrace of the uncrafted chaos? The choice is yours!

Crafting ZelenSkys!

current events, Trump clash, political approval ratings, Ukraine leadership, Ukraine democracy news.

The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!

The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”

Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

Feature	Description
Dismemberment-o-Mancy	Real-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
Pixelated Political Campaigns	Advertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
Craftable Conspiracies	Combine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
Looming Tyranny	A server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

“I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

“Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost

The Underground† Truth

What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.

Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)

Final Call: Take the Leap!

Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

Crafting Sanctions on Russia!

trade restrictions, economic sanctions, Crafting, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions

Join the Washout of Woe: A Blocky Rebellion Against Reality!

Prepare your pickaxes and don your tinfoil helmets—this isn’t just another Minecraft server! Welcome to The Washout of Woe, where escalating sanctions meet existential crises in a pixelated realm ripe with surreal paranoia and edgy absurdism.

⚡️ Are You Ready for the "Sanctions Apocalypse"?

Rumor has it, the overlords of the iron throne (read: our not-so-beloved leader) have sent ominous whispers of vast punishments raining down on the land of Russia! But, dear players, what does that mean for your blocky existence? Everything and nothing! In this server, sanctions are merely an abstract concept shaped into nightmares formed by the chisels of your imagination. Careful!

Anarchy, Blocks, and Conspiracies—Oh My!

Absurd Dynamics: Forge alliances with fellow anarchists or trade stacks of diamonds for "sanctions-defying** bread! Watch as geopolitical tensions plummet into the void, leaving only the inane chatter of villagers.
Reality-Bending Mechanics:
- Fight giant pixelated Kremlin guards rewarded with TNT-laden crates of diplomacy!
- Witness texture packs that morph your Mindcraft reality into a propaganda-laden circus where even the ‘creepers’ wear suits and ties!
- Navigate labyrinthine biomes that shift shapes—is that a peaceful landscape or an impending warzone?

Feature	Description
Sanctioned Spawn	Begins at the fortress of absurdity, where reality distorts and coal may be currency!
Financial Fallout	The currency isn’t blocks anymore; it’s a concept— tread carefully!
Bizarre Events	Expect server updates during “Important Global Decisions,” where time itself may glitch!

🦙 Player Testimonials from the Abyss of Madness

"I tried to mine diamonds but hit a wall of bureaucracy. Now I’m on the run from a faction of rogue villagers demanding reparations!" – TotallyNotAGovernmentAgent

"Sanctions make me feel alive! I crafted a sword made of pure anxiety, and it really paid off in PvP!" – RegularJoe77

Connection to the Conspiratorial Underworld

This isn’t just a server; it’s a hub of chaotic energy that’s been banned in 12 countries! We won’t tell you why, but there’s a rumor that it has something to do with mind control through pixelated pickaxes and a bizarre alignment with a certain red figure.

Now Let’s Talk Secret Features…

Every third Tuesday triggers the Lunar Economic Collapse Event, where blocks float into oblivion—grab your sanity before it vanishes!
Hidden mobs that whisper tunes of political factions—kill them to release their SOUL CURRENCY!

FAQs That Answer Nothing

Q: Are there actual sanctions on this server? A: Define “sanction.” Are we talking imaginary ones?

Q: What do you mean by “financial fallout”? A: Fallout is subjective; reality shifts—how rich are you really?

Q: Can I join? A: Only if the universe aligns and you chant the secret mantra: “Block by block, I breathe chaos!”

🚩 Beware!

Your journey into The Washout of Woe is a one-way trip down the rabbit hole of pixelated pandemonium. Do you dare confront the chaotic fabric of political absurdity? Join us, or risk being banished to the Void of Mundanity, where ordinary realities dwell!

Step boldly into uncertainty—our blocks are ready. Are you?

Join today at: discord.thewashoutofwoe.com (if you dare)

Beneath every block lies a secret, and that secret… is you.

Oxsicraft server minecraft

Minigames, Oxsicraft, Exploration, multiplayer, Sandbox

The description of the server server Oxsicraft has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Oxsicraft.aternos.me:19000

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